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do the mail yourself challenge hey Chris

yeah what’s up how’s playing see it’s

good hey drag me to the door and then

open me up and act surprised well why

would I do that dude these are going so

viral and it’s so obvious they’re all

staged but who cares oh yeah we gonna

see yeah because pay rent no [ __ ] is

this this better not be one of Jimmy’s

inflatable sex dolls again it’s been a

whole week oh there’s so much pissing

pop everywhere Jesus Christ dude it’s

like a whole nother human in there I

dare you to slap Chris you better be

happy I dare you to say something

controversial yeah Chris I was thinking

about robbing a store you can’t do that

you’ll get shot Jimmy I’m white oh yeah

I dare you to go to a random restaurant

you have never been in and say I will

have the usual hey can I have the usual

the usual um I don’t know what I usually

get when I come here you don’t remember

huh okay never mind then I hear you not

to put ads on this video oh dude you

guys crack me up

Oh what do you think I am an idiot I

dare you to make a wall covered in giant

Asian stickers I dare you to do a DAB

while blindfolded dare you to smash your

computer computer I dare you to put me

in your next video about you doing dares

huh fine I dare you to say banana a

hundred times I dare you to take off

that horrible mask you’re wearing um I’m

not really wearing a mask this is just

my ugly face I dare you to set fire on

giant Asian sticker

I dare you to prank Chris

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as if camera

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I dare you to get a life I tried but

socializing is hard I dare you to get

more Asian Snickers I dare you to think

of an original joke your content so bad

I want to kill myself with scissors

because you know it’s a suicide jokes

they’re funny right all right huh uh why

do people watch my channel I dare you to

call someone random and ask them out

okay so I can’t this this is gonna be

really like cringy I guess that’s I

don’t even really okay I guess I’m just

gonna do it okay it’s okay this is gonna

be really crazy I haven’t spoken to her

in forever this huh

okay what she doesn’t even pick up I’m

gonna be quiet hey um but do you want to

go out I dare you to run into a wall

shouting potato

I dare you to be like scarce for a day

hey what’s up guys a scarce here today

we have a ridiculous story like it’s

pretty insane and it comes from a

youtuber named mr. beast he’s kind of

irrelevant and he made a mail yourself

challenge that was fake now I’m not a

hundred percent sure it’s fake but the

box says a hundred percent fake now I

don’t know if it’s actually faked but I

think it’s fake but I don’t actually

know that’s just what my sources tell me

you know every male yourself challenge

is fake you know no one’s actually done

that on YouTube but mr. beast he faked

his can see this laptop is not broken

enough for mr. B standards so we’re

gonna do is

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now it’s mr. B standards I dare you to

actually put the annotation in the outro

ah fine

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