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- Obviously my videos require a lot of manpower.

So, I hired a new guy just to help us do things.

And I noticed my new employee, Garrett, either has

to Uber to work or take his mom’s car

because his old car doesn’t really work.

So, what we’re gonna do is we’re gonna take apart

his old car.

And put it in his office

and then give him a bunch of money to go buy a new car.

So, I amassed an army.

That guy right there, he’s a mechanic.

This is Garrett’s old car.

It’s literally a piece of crap.

It doesn’t work.

It doesn’t move.

I know he has no attachment to it.

It’s literally stuck in his driveway.

So, my mini army is gonna help me.

Hey, Chris, take apart this car.

And then we’re to drag the pieces to the office,

put it in his room, and then he’s gonna go

in the room and be like, “Whoa, there’s a car here.”

And it’s gonna be cool.

• Viewers might wanna see themselves real quick.

• Oh, hey.

Oh, wow.

You guys are ugly.

• Look, they cracked it they’re so ugly.

• Wow, geez viewers.

What, do you guys like not take care of yourselves?

Sorry for screwing up your car, Garrett,

but we’re gonna give you a lot of money to buy new one.

So, it’s okay.

I know you don’t care.

Let’s destroy it.

• Oh man, I really love this car.

• Chris, how would Katie feel about that?

I’ll hold it for you.

• Thank you.

• Well, if she doesn’t know, it won’t hurt her.

I got a little excited.

• This is the first piece of Garrett’s car.

Many more to come.

So, Mr. Mechanic, what you doing?

• Just turning this bolt thingy.

• Is that gonna make this thingy come offy?

• It is gonna make this thingy come offy.

• Before we put the car in his room,

I need to tell you guys about War Robots

because they’re the one funding Garrett’s new car.

Huge shout out to War Robots are sponsoring me

as a creator via spons.org.

Without them, I wouldn’t be able to buy Garrett a new car.

And without you guys helping out the sponsors, you know,

by downloading the game, I wouldn’t be able

to pull off videos like this in the future.

War robots is a free mobile game that surprisingly

isn’t pay-to-win, which is quite refreshing.

And I really enjoy playing it.

So, for those of you that aren’t a part

of the 70 million players that currently play War Robots,

it’s basically a 6v6 tactical multiplayer game.

Chris, I called you here because I want you to play

a game of War Robots.

I know you’ve played it in the past,

but if you win this game, you get $1,000.

• Let’s do it.

Yep, to battle.

All right and I’ve eliminated one of their guys.

We just won.

Add three kills to that game.

• Well, I don’t actually have the cash on me,

but I will get it to you tomorrow.

• You better.

It’s crazy that a free game

like this has tons of weapons, robots, events,

all kinds of maps and everything.

There’s so much stuff, you’ll never get bored of this game.

• Head to spons.org/mrbeast on your iPhone

or Android to install the game for free.

Link is in description.

Don’t bother going to the store.

Just use the link in the description.

And if you download it now you’ll receive

the welcome bonus pack,

which is Leo robot, four new weapons, 100 gold,

and 400,000 silver, which is actually very helpful.

It’ll save you quite a bit of time.

And by downloading the game and supporting them,

you’re supporting me and allow me to do more videos

like this in the future.

So, I really hope you guys click the link

and download War Robots.

Thank you, War Robots, for sponsoring this video.

And yeah, guys, hope you enjoy the rest of the video.

That’s really funny.

And there we go.

All right, so far in our collection, we have a trunk,

we have a door, and we have a mirror.

• Hey Jimmy, guess what?

• What?

• I adore you.

• So they took the bolts off this car door

and that’s what happens when you kick it.

Hey, Chris.

• I’m taking my stuff

and going home.

• Chris, come back.

We love you.

Quick status update.

We got two doors, a trunk,

and a mirror, that you guys shattered.

Did meme review have a bonus meme?

• It did not.

• Let’s go save bonus-

PewDiePie must be on to us.

• Chris] Oh my God.

• He’s sabotaged our car.

• Look at it.

• Give us our bonus meme, PewDiePie, or else.

I don’t know why PewDiePie’s fighting to end the bonus meme.

We want it back.

How many cars have to suffer?

• Got it.

• Hey Chris, having fun?

• Yeah, I just figured out how

to take this thing off.

• Time for a quick little update.

No steering wheel.

No doors, front’s starting to come off.

There you go.

Let’s play a game.

Let’s grab something random.

We found some lip gloss in Garrett’s car.

You guys want some Hello Kitty lip gloss?

What are you doing with that, Garrett?

This is all the money we found in Garrett’s car.

So, this is perfect.

We’re not gonna give him this money

and we’re gonna buy him a car that’s less than this.

So, we just stole from Garrett, sh.

What is with these Magic The Gathering cards?

What are you, a nerd?

I don’t want the viewers to hear this, but hey Garrett,

if you ever wanna play Magic The Gathering,

just let me know.

I love it.

Geez, Garrett, could you clean your car out

every once in a while?

Hey Chris, I think this car could use a sunroof.

Do your thing.

• There’s one tire.

• So, as you guys can see, we got rid

of the tires, the doors, the chairs, we took off the hood.

We took off the bumper.

We took off this tire.

Now, we just got a hollow shell.

Garrett’s car is in the back of Chris’s truck

and we also threw a bunch of it in the back of our car.

And yeah, we’re heading back to the office.

We’re gonna take all these pieces.

We’re gonna build the car in his room.

We’re gonna get his reaction to his destroyed car.

And then we’re gonna go buy him a new one.

That’s the hood, that’s seats, that’s a bumper,

that’s a door, that’s a table,

that’s tires, doors, doors, another door.

All right, we got most the stuff right, Chris?

• Oh yeah.
• And what we’re gonna do

is we’re gonna build the car right smack dab here.

And yeah, I don’t know how this is gonna work.

• We’re gonna try.

• Yeah, we’re gonna try right Mr. Mechanic?

• Exactly right.

• Guarantee the thumbnail’s gonna look different.

• Hey, sh.

We have a table here

in the middle and we’re gonna use this

as the framework for our Ferrari.

Boom.

I can’t wait for Garrett to see this.

• This is badass.

• Yeah it is.

• It looks like-

• It looks like

one of those smart cars.

• Yeah.

“iCarly” made it look way easier to take apart a car.

Like, did it look like this in “iCarly?”

I don’t think so.

So fa, we’ve got two doors and a chair on your car.

Keep renovating it, boys.

So, we have the TV right here, and yeah,

we’re building a racing simulator

in case you couldn’t tell.

So, I haven’t really talked about this,

but Garrett’s actually been planning

for my 5 million subscriber video all day.

He’s been going around buying this stuff for it

because it’s a pretty big video.

So, that’s what he’s been doing.

I’m gonna call him real quick

and just tell him to come back.

But-

• Sorry,

the person you were trying to reach

has a voicemail-

• I guess his phone’s dead.

Chris, what do we do?

We’ll just come back whenever.

Okay, so apparently Garrett’s

like literally pulling in, right?

• Yeah, he’s pulling in right now.

• So, Garrett’s pulling in, in a van.

We have a van that we use.

It’s obviously not his car.

It’s right there.

So, we’re going to flick off the light.

All right.

Hey, Garrett.

• What’s?

• Hey.

• What’s up?

• What’s going on, buddy?

• What’s up, Chris?

• What?

• What’s going on?

How you doing?

• Just got back from the truck.

• How was it?

• Pretty boring.

Why?

• Oh, nothing.

• You should show this new guy around the block.

• Yeah, we, we got a lot of paperwork in your office,

If you would.

Just go in-

• This is my office?

• Yeah, sign-

• I already signed all the contracts.

What do you mean?

• There’s a little bit more.

• Yeah, just come on.

Come on, new guys.

• What the ****?

Yo, bro

• Surprise.
• Surprise.

We got you.

Duct taped.

• And your car.

It works.

• He’s acting just like Ethan was.

• I’ve only been here for like a week, man.

• And we have this thing where like I hire employees

and then I fuck up their cars.

We know how you didn’t like having five,

six seats or whatever.

So, we just made it a one seater.

• Nice, it’s like a little spaceship?

Is that what you’re going for?

• Yeah.

You’re supposed to be mad.

Be mad.

• I am mad.

I was supposed to scrap this the other day.

• Ha, see, I told you, viewers, it didn’t work.

You guys thought I was wasting it.

• What do I do now?

• Obviously we’re gonna buy you a new car.

You know what we do?

• Like Ethan?
• Yeah.

Basically.

• Look at the smile.

• So I already know what you’re thinking.

Go figure out what car you want.

This is no longer your car.

This is a decoration.

• I’m gonna need a minute.

• No, we are are going right now.

• Right now?

• You don’t even get to look.

We’re leaving right now to buy you a car.

• Come on.

Get in.

Come on, get in.

• Chris, you look so funny.

• Vroom, vroom.

Come on in, man.

Let’s go.

It’s getting bumpy.

Whoa, oh, it’s nighttime driving.

• You’re getting them

after nine hours for your permit.

• Yeah.
• I love how

just chill Garrett is.

Garrett, do you even know how **** long this took?

Go on a computer and figure out what car you want

and then we’ll go buy it.

• All right.

• We’re not actually buying him a car right now.

We’re gonna buy him a car tomorrow.

• Because it’s late.

• And they wanna home.

All right, Garrett, you have the night to think about it.

Everyone wants to go home.

Tomorrow we’ll buy you a new car.

So, it’s the next day.

And we’re on our way to the dealership.

All right, Garrett.

You excited to go by your car?

• Oh gee, yes I am.

• Hey, can you just fake being super excited?

• Yeah, man.

I can’t wait.

• Yeah.

• Yeah!

• Yeah!

• Yeah.

How about you, Chris?

• Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• Woo.

• Yeah.

• Woo!

• Woo.

• And we’re here at the dealership.

As you can see, lots of cars.

You don’t mind being on camera, right?

• No, we’re good.

Four new tires.

• Four new tires, dude, there’s four tires.

I thought we were getting a car with only two tires.

Four tires sounds expensive.

So Garrett, what do you think so far?

I think it’s a pretty nice car.

It’s got four seats, four tires, and it comes with a slave.

• Stay back there.

• Sorry, sorry.

• We have a history of buying cars on this channel.

We bought a car with pennies for my stepdad.

I can do it.

• I got a new car.

• Then we bought a car using $1 bills for my brother.

• Are those all one dollar bills?

• Those are all one dollar bills.

• Aw.

then we destroyed my friend’s car and bought him a car.

You like it?

• Yes, I love it.

• Awkward.

And now we’re buying Garrett a car.

• Thank, Jimmy.

• Yeah, yeah.

• Yeah.

• Yeah.

• Yeah.

• Yeah.

• Yeah.

• Here’s a check for our car.

• All right.

• This isn’t as exciting

as when we bought a car with pennies and $1 bills.

Would you guys have minded pennies?

• No, we take anything, my friends.

• You’re gonna regret that.

• We’ll keep that in mind.

• Where’s the money coming from?

• It’s coming from Chris’ pocket.

Chris is a billionaire.

• Yeah, I’m a billionaire.

• These guys love cars.

They love cars.

• Show them the antique cars that you got for sale.

• Which one’s the most expensive one?

• It’s the Jaguar.

• How much?

• This is 50,000.

• How much is a model car?

• $200.

• If anyone wants to pay $200 for that,

hit up this man.

• Hey.

• But first, let’s go buy our car.

And there you go, Garrett.

You own the car.

• Like zoinks, dude.
• Yeah.

That’s the video, I hope you enjoy your new car.

Everyone comment.

• Bye, guys.

You’ll never see me again.

• See you at work tomorrow.

• All right, okay.

• These boys are about to go to the airport.

We’re gonna build a mansion out of 1 million Legos

and we gotta travel a thousand miles.

• Going to the Colorado.

• All right, guys, like and subscribe to MrBeast

and uh…

• For MrBeast.

• Nice.

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