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what’s up guys today we’re going to be

looking at reviews on Amazon and yes my

face is really red I don’t know if you

can tell this lighting but I was in the

Sun too much and now it’s really red and

most you’re gonna come and feast your

face looks like a tomato I know I

understand no need to flip out I’m not

gonna die and yeah now make sure you

like the video because everyone who

likes this video will get the first

product we talk about for free I’m not

even joking

every single person who likes this video

will receive the first product we talked

about I’m dead serious I would not lie

to you guys

the first product we’re going to be

looking at is called the gift of nothing

basically you pay six and a half dollars

for essentially nothing and we’re going

to look at the reviews to my dismay I

discovered air molecules within my

nothing very dissatisfied it’s

everything I’ve always wanted I bought

this and it turned out to be a piece of

crap what a waste of ten dollars for

nothing wait if it was a piece of crap

why did you rate it five stars that

doesn’t anyways the next product is a

book about how to avoid huge ships now

you’re probably thinking this book

sounds pointless why would anyone buy it

but to be fair it is extremely cheap it

is only 230 dollars I followed the

directions but utterly kept finding huge

ships everywhere the ocean the pond my

toilet this book has poor directions to

informative read this book before going

on vacation and I couldn’t find my

cruise liner in the port vacation ruined

wino Kindle edition given that there’s a

huge ship bearing down on me right now

I’m extremely disappointed that I cannot

get this avoid cover art I was going to

buy this book but following the titles

advice means avoiding the huge ship on

the cover so I guess it’s a successful

book since I avoided this one warning

the title is misleading this book is for

avoiding huge ships

I repeat huge ships not boats I got hit

by three of those this morning four out

of five stars next up we’re going to

read some reviews about this Asian

sticker and it alright I mean it’s not

really smiling though I put this above

my bed a month ago and I’m still not

good at math the next reviews were

to be looking at is for a UFO detector

which costs $90 once star is too much

for this product I don’t know if this is

a scam or if mine was broken but it

doesn’t work and I’m still getting

abducted by UFOs on a regular basis one

star didn’t detect my alien wife this

thing is a scam every time I fooled my

UFO around back this thing would not go

off maybe I need a new spaceship or my

money back okay so there’s this product

on Amazon called area where men’s

gradient puzzle and as you can see in

the title it says men’s puzzle and is

2016 so lots of women are getting

triggered why is this a men’s puzzle why

can’t women do it and there’s this one

review that is hilarious not made for

women well I’m sure this puzzle is great

for others I made a great mistake while

purchasing it I noticed that this puzzle

was made specifically for men I thought

that I could solve it but I being just a

woman and therefore we can done

intelligent found it so difficult that I

began to stress cooking I made nearly 42

sandwiches in under an hour well I’m

sure this puzzle is great is just not

made for women I hope that any other

women considering this product learn

from my experience unfortunately most of

us can’t read so this probably won’t

make any difference

dang okay so I was looking for a gaming

mouse pad and this isn’t a review but on

Amazon you’re allowed to leave questions

ask questions about products and on this

gaming mouse pad someone left a question

asking will this work for a Mac some

someone literally asked someone asked

that quite a stat question no I don’t

want to live in this world

bless the smiling Asian boy when I come

home from a hard day of work here

they’re smelling down on me from my wall

no matter what mood I’m in you looked at

me with those big brown eyes and you

understand giving me the motivation to

go on smiling Asian teenage boy you

empower me to use kind words in action

I cannot envision my life without you

you have brought joy and pleasure into

my life I picture you all the time with

me with us gazing into each other’s eyes

I owe my life to you smiling Asian

teenage boy and with this I say thank

you I feel the same way