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exams are like Judgment Day for

Christians because every little thing

will come back to haunt you you see

every time you paid that smart asian kid

to do your math homework well that’s

another lesson you don’t know how to do

and another problem you’re gonna miss on

your exam but if we’re being honest

there are only two types of teachers

when it comes to exams those who give

you a review sheet and then those who

want you to suffer

you see when that teacher hands you a

review sheet they’re saying my job may

suck but your life doesn’t have to we

all have big days in our lives like when

we get married when we go to college and

that first day of exam review you see on

that first day of exam review that

teacher single-handedly gets to decide

how miserable the next seven days of

your life are um teacher do I need to

know the entire periodic table of

elements for the exam now your teacher

is gonna respond to that in one of two

ways either they’re gonna say I don’t

know which we all know they know they’re

just trying to screw with you or they’re

gonna give you a yes or no answer

because they’re reasonable and don’t

want you to study for something that’s

not on the exam because that’s a waste

of your time it’s not like you have five

frickin exams all

back-to-back-to-back-to-back and you

like have very little time you don’t

need to study something that’s up but

anyways you get all the stuff you need

for the exam and now it’s time to study

and this part sucks because you’re

probably like me and super undisciplined

and have very poor studying habits you

see this is how studying for an exam

goes oh I got next week know what I

should be studying right now yeah I got

five days know what I should be studying

right now hey I got three days know what

I should be studying right now hey I got

the weekend know what I should be

studying right now yeah yeah I got

tomorrow know what I should be studying

right now yeah yeah I got tonight and

then it’s the night before the exam and

you’re on Twitter complaining about how

horrible your teachers are but it’s

really not your teachers fault you just

have really poor studying habits and you

end up pulling an all-nighter because

you didn’t study the week before like

let’s be real you had the material a

week before the exam you just decided to

wait til the night before to study so

apparently while I was recording my mic

died and you know my stupid phone didn’t

want to tell me my mic died so I

literally like recorded this whole video

there was like another minute after this

I was on my computer editing and then I

noticed that my audio cut off halfway

through and I want to freaking shoot

myself because now I have to read this

script again and it’s annoying I

shouldn’t crumble this yeah so let’s

continue anyways it’s the night before

the exam and here’s the problem with our

generation you see instead of actually

studying we go on social media and we

complain about how much we hate studying

even though we don’t study we just

complain about it on social media you

see you’re gonna go on Twitter and all

the basic white chicks in your class are

gonna be retweeting these posts that go

something like this it’s gonna be a

picture of some person harming

themselves and then the captions gonna

be this is what finals does to me

retweet if you agree and then it’s 2:00

a.m. the night before the exam and

you’ve procrastinated all the way to the

last day and that last day instead of

studying you spent all your time on

social media complaining about how you

didn’t want to study when you should

have been studying and then you’re gonna

fail the exam and actually you’re not

it’s exams okay let’s be real the stuff

you learn on your exams or your getting

exam dover like 90% of it like is not

useful and you’ll never use in your life

like 99% of it it doesn’t really matter

I don’t know my script is over the

script right now I don’t know what I’m

saying anymore let’s see you guys have

been asking what happened to my laptop

well this is what happened anyways

that’s the video like the video if you

want an extra ten bonus points on your

exam I know that sounds a little sketchy

but it’s science you can’t really argue

with science and yeah I think that’s the

video

I hate exams I hate school for that

matter I feel like a lot of stuff I

learned is useless and I feel like I

have better things I could be doing like

YouTube I just dropped I don’t know just

yeah what it what this dude do you think

this laptop works I think you guys would

be surprised it actually does work

alright I don’t know bye why are you

still here

holy crap leave get a life