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in this video we attempted to fly using

only leaf blowers and in this video we

tried to fly with 10000 balloons so

today I recalled my army of leaf blowers

I also recalled an army of helium there

are only two facts in life beauty pies

chairs overpriced and I’m going to fly

today right here is our army of leaf

blowers as you can hear they’re pretty

pretty ready for battle thousands of

balloons we have a bunch of helium a lot

of you are gonna think we’re wasting

balloon

these balloons are responsible for

killing your goldfish in second grade

like we’re not wasting balloons we’re

just getting rid of murderer oh that’s

for your goldfish so I got a lot of

friends here today and step one is to

put all the murderous balloons in a cage

where they belong okay we’re racing

balloons here I like that bro it’s got a

nice handle on it on the side of the pop

go you little boy all right God

somewhere I’m filling this thing up it’s

been a couple hours

as you can see Garret don’t do anything

he said it is watch nailed it

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no these balloons are murderous oh hello

seven if they’re gonna wander for a

while this Eli pina coladas Cheeseburger

in Paradise everyone let’s move the leaf

blower contraption over

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they fly

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we’re gonna incorporate two of the

10,000 balloons

this has to work right

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oh I see how it is they can fly on their

own but they can’t pick me with them

balloonism it’s disgusting

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Fabiana fois

it weighs 140 pounds he wants to fly

with it remember guys comment it see a

bear or dog alright guys so this is just

our first test if this doesn’t work

we’re gonna do more balloons and more

leaf blowers it’s about 60 leaf blowers

who knows how many balloons but if this

doesn’t work we’re gonna do way more

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alright guys it didn’t quite work but

we’re gonna do more balloons and more

leaf blowers right yeah Oh

99% of the time it was barely pulling on

me but the feet a little bit where it

was right above the leaf blowers like it

was like really tugging on me hard man I

wonder where Jimmy is we have a lot of

cookies for him over there alright guys

as you can see operation has slowed down

we actually ran out of balloons and one

of my friends is going to buy another

set of balloons but in the meantime

Chris had some condoms and we’re gonna

blow up his condoms because we’re out of

balloons these are mine mom these are

from that other video you want some

condom condom condom condoms

little weird why are you condom so warm

now she’s pregnant what if we named his

kid moisturizing tanning Chris remember

we saw how many condoms it took to stop

a bullet it may not be good at stopping

bullets but they can hold some helium be

free if you wake up tomorrow and there’s

a giant condom on your doorstep I’m

sorry I didn’t mean to okay what I paid

all that money for college this is what

I knew it was gonna go

are you surprised he’s actually engaged

ocean man there’s clean milk Carolyn’s

real quick oh god it really did smudge

on it camera by playing with condoms in

front of this dog are we basically Logan

Paul I’ve been reaching for it we didn’t

chase them yes you’re right we didn’t

taste it we’re good all right guys this

is a tip number two we have way more

polos and lots of condoms a little bit

more lead flowers this time it might

work but if it doesn’t work we’re gonna

go again after this we’re gonna keep Oh

until I fly mom I just wanted to help us

hold him down

I now have thousands of bullets pulling

up my Crocs

alright guys that one’s a failure but

we’re not giving up we will fly hey guys

I could really use some help this is

Richard my pet condom he’s really been

acting up lately right like sit

I said sit what do you guys want to take

them off my hands Richards just not

listening

hey by the way don’t put me hitting the

condom I don’t want no I don’t want

people to think I’ve used condoms that’s

you know is it off better listen to me

Richard Chris used to say Richard and

Richard would go to him but now Richard

just doesn’t come oh you wanna you don’t

want to live here be going be going

thought we don’t want you here anymore

Richard why Richard

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richard popped now we need Zedd Jimmy

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Richard Richard will want us to fly

let’s fly for Richards sake do it for

Richard Richard couldn’t fly so let’s do

it for her we’re gonna let this very

phallic balloon go in memory of Richard

everybody say goodbye to Richard this is

permit more of oh this is a memory of

Richard yeah alright guys we’re going in

for round three this time it’s not

actually going to be me my friend right

there in the blue jacket he weighs like

50 pounds less than me so it’s good

we’re gonna go with him because 50

pounds you know it’s a big difference so

maybe this time it will work it will

work

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though Ethan these things are gonna get

lifted up I mean hey Eric Young’s gonna

get looked it up no Bailey how do you

think in a North Carolina partner you

think he’s gonna get lifted up he’s

gonna fly slap the bag and Jesse I never

asked you what do you think is going to

happen are you thinking things and lift

it up so it’s official it’s actually

50/50 disgusting bro

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Oh

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we had a lot of fallen balloons today

how do you feel disappointed

I feel blown out of the water mission

fails we should flower oh oh they’re

gone no Danny our managers died oh those

balloons tried their best slow gang but

at the end of the day they’re clearly

Jake Pollard’s all right guys if there’s

one thing we learned today it’s that up

is a lie it’s not my fault I was just

trying to relive my childhood and they

lied to me that’s it we’re done trying

to fly tip number one tip number two

this was the tip number three

I’m just not submit to be a bird I

thought it was a bird but apparently I’m

a human not a maverick I’m not a

maverick just a penguin

I want my red maverick shirt Oh shout

out to this guy he got first comment on

my last video first comment on every

video gets funded on a gift card we’re

doing this again until I feel my inner

I’m gonna fail fail fail and he rises

from the ashes and we do it again I’m uh

isn’t it maverick

no that’s not inside is it a game yeah I

know Logan does it him it’s not like

it’s like this huh subscribe are you

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