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I’m pretty sure you guys are all aware

of that PewDiePie is hosting a contest

and the winners get a shout-out on their

YouTube channel so of course I’d be

stupid not to submit a response even

though you know 30,000 other youtubers

did and I just wanted to say this

PewDiePie if you somehow click on my

channel and end up watching this video I

was being dead serious when I wrote in

my response that if you picked me I’m

gonna literally grab my computer and

throw it out my window now I might take

a second to you know set up my phone on

a tripod it might have my mom go grab

her phone and record my window from

outside but I’m not joking

I will pick up my computer just the box

and I will throw it out my window if you

pick me and then I get like super

excited and not sleep for a week and

then drop out of high school now I’m

just kidding I would I would never drop

out of high school you’d have to be

stupid to do that unless you’re as big

as faze rain I mean faze rain and I

think someone else in phase actually

dropped out of high school but of course

they’re making you know hundreds of

thousands of dollars a year they don’t

really need high school it’s kind of

honestly a waste of their time but back

on track honestly guys whoever wins

pewdiepie shout out contest their lives

are gonna be forever changed YouTube

will instantly become their job it’s

just it’s going to be ridiculous just to

see their channel shoot up and literally

whatever job they have whatever they’re

doing they’re gonna drop it they’re

gonna quit their job I mean YouTube will

become their life from now on I mean

they could easily turn that into a

career like no doubt it’s just gonna be

ridiculous how much PewDiePie shoutouts

are gonna change a couple people’s lives

and I know if you’re listening to this

you’re probably like yeah Beast that’s

super obvious we already know but you

don’t really understand it really is

going to change the lives I mean it’s

gonna change some of their family

members lives that they have kids it’s

really gonna change their lives it’s

gonna have a huge impact on people and

even if I don’t win I’m actually really

excited just to see how it’s gonna

affect these three people or however

many people he chooses I’m really

excited just to see how awesome their

lives are gonna become once they get

that shout out from Beauty pie it’s

gonna be ridiculous I mean let’s think

about it realistically okay PewDiePie

has 39 million subscribers if just 1% of

his subscribers subscribe to you you’d

have three hundred and ninety thousand

subscribers okay that’s a ridiculous

amount of subscribers I think about a

month ago

markiplier gave a shout out the SHA

bleach because of the make-a-wish

Foundation and Shawn leach

a quarter of a million subscribers

250,000 now markiplier has 8 million

subscribers gave a shout-out that person

gained 250,000 imagine if pewdiepie gave

someone a shout-out 5 times the size of

markiplier how many subscribers they’d

gain it’s going to be ridiculous and

it’s just gonna be really awesome now to

move away from that I was also looking

through some of the submissions because

you know literally thousands upon

thousands of people are applying to this

and the couple of pages I saw are just

the most generic youtubers if you scroll

through there everyone’s either a call

duty commentator or minecraft youtuber I

know you’re like these well that’s what

you do yeah but you know I have a really

funny and different intro to make me

stand out I do really really interesting

topics I have good audio quality I do

tons of cuts I don’t just dummy this

isn’t my first cut I’ve done this

commentary you’re listening to now for

at least the past 30 minutes I really

like a WoW stutter I don’t feel I’m not

starting ever that’s gonna yeah pay pie

I like pie I have a really unique outro

and I do a lot of things to make my

videos stand out make you remember my

videos and if you scroll through these

submissions they’re all the same a lot

of these people are not the slightest

bit original like there’s coal Duty

commentaries just talking about the game

like talking about call of duty in 2015

and all this other stuff and so uh I

definitely would say I’m in the top at

least 5% of all the people that applied

not saying I’m in top three and not

cinema win I’m just saying I’m

definitely in the top couple of percents

especially because I submitted my worst

intro series that’s probably the most

original video I’ve ever done and I

think when PewDiePie sees that he’s he’s

gonna be really impressed I I don’t

think I win but I think he’ll really be

impressed by my worst intro series

because that’s really original and if he

watches the whole video he’s really

gonna enjoy it but anyways that’s pretty

much the video I’d love to hear what you

guys think about this topic let me know

if you think I have a chance of winning

and remember meth equals death don’t

touch poisonous steaks steaks steaks are

poisonous what poisonous snakes play

your ps4 on your xbox one don’t forget

to unplug your power source and a

lightning storm pull water on yourself

when you have duct tape don’t forget to

wear glasses when you’re staring at the

Sun and that’s everything see you later