Video

Transcript

keyboard

make bed good job keyboard

make me some breakfast sweet thank you

keyboard

good meal is a good way to start the day

wouldn’t you agree keyboard

um keyboard i have to p uh p for me

oh gosh okay feels good

hey hey yeah yeah long time to see hey

um do you want to go on a date tomorrow

uh

no okay that’s um how about now

oh still no oh

uh you sure you don’t want to go on a

date with me

no

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

chris where’s the remote i think it’s on

the xbox

but chris is so far whatever keyboard

give me the remote

whoa thanks keyboard love you back

hey jimmy don’t you think it’s kind of

weird that we have two 4k tvs and we’re

using consoles from like 2008

i spent all my money on the keyboard i

can’t afford it well i mean can that

thousand dollar keyboard at least do

something

you’re right yeah it’s gotta be able to

do something

uh let’s see what this does um

whoa holy xbox one ps4

wow i was wrong dude that keyboard is

amazing

[Music]

chris i feel like something’s missing

you don’t have john adrian’s sticker yet

giant asians that’s dude you’re a genius

um giant

asian oh thank you keyboard

you’re the best come on

i shot him first dude god knows infinite

warfare

oh my god dude holy i know it’s

like 40 times better it’s like a million

times better now

[Music]

[Applause]

last night oh

[Music]

so i’m going to talk about this keyboard

more in a bit but before i do that i

just want to mention a couple things

yes my background is different that is

because i moved out

so i’m gonna go ahead and answer a few

questions and i know i’m gonna get asked

a ton

and uh yes i was living with my parents

i’m 18 years old

i’ve never made a dollar off of anything

but youtube this is the only source of

income i’ve ever had

and uh yeah i’m now moved out anyways

let’s get back to the keyboard

so some of you don’t think i paid a

thousand dollars for it but here’s it on

amazon

and then here’s proof that i bought it

so i did pay a grant for it

sadly and uh honestly i’m a 100

disappointed i thought it would be you

know cool uh it’s like some of the keys

even come off they’re not supposed to

come off so yeah if this video gets 15

000 likes i’ll blow up this keyboard

like i blew up that bottle of bleach