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this is a big box and there’s about

4,000 cookies in these boxes

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what’s up - we have a truckload of

Cookie Crisp cereal which is obviously

cookies so the other day as you know I

did four million subscribers I message

this guy called Bryce were you my four

million subscriber he said yes

holy hell I can’t believe this I’m out

we’re freaking out I said I have a

present for you - you free tomorrow he

said yes yes yes I’m about to have a

heart attack without this man’s address

he was our four million subscriber we

have four million cookies and we’re

going to give it to

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so my 4 million subscriber was in a

different state we’ve been driving for

four hours me and Christy u-hauls behind

us and we just stopped to get some food

my hands are still a little oily from

the french fries so we just arrived at

the guy’s house and we’re parking the

u-haul in the front yard and he actually

has no idea what we’re about to go

probably thinks there’s 4 million

pennies but all right Reisen here come a

little closer so they get here you were

my 4 million subscriber I guess so what

do you think in that u-haul we have 4

million of something Odie’s or million

pennies I don’t know it’s a 4 million

pennies boy here let’s just come open it

let’s not have too much suspense Teddy

already has four million pineco so darn

yes we can’t do that I wanted you have a

cookie for every subscriber am I

expected to deliverance all these people

yes okay for those of you that say these

aren’t cookies that is a cookie I don’t

care what you say the definition is flat

small and crisp right right yeah this is

flat Smallin yeah that it’s Chris so

these are four million cookies one for

each of you we’re gonna put them in your

yard so then you can ship them to my

pants so step one I gotta offload all

the cookies for boys

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oh did you do something nah you good

oh great Cookie Monster we summoned down

with our cookies I can’t believe that

work hey do you think cookies have oil

in them cooking oil

crap Machop fine SEAL Team six round

it’s not in the same oil I promise is

not the same I mess it up now you do for

too long can’t do it anymore I can’t

what’s sure 490 motor jubilation no mine

is the the electro shuffle there’s no

way I could do it it’s like something

like that I’m too uh

too pale to be doing that no you’re too

soft why are you so sad I’m moisturize

do you yes don’t answer the question

yeah rules it guys comment how your

childhood was just ruined top 10 anime

potholes everyone’s crying right now we

had a running joke that gave me an easy

content and he was screwed it up I’ve

been known for we were just driving down

the road and I noticed she had a lot of

cookies where’d they come from

mr. B 6000 uh-huh can I can buy these

cookies off you do you think 4000

dollars would be good enough no yep

there are for sale so lucky man I’ve

been looking for cookies for so long I

just saw this in this front yard I’m

surprised four thousand dollars he’d

probably paid way more than that for

these cookies definitely easy

we gotta steal what idiot just given me

four grand that’s it

right oh my gosh oh yes our monopoly

money mistreat your neighbors alright

anyways he paid for it let’s load him up

boys in the u-haul cash them pennies

yeah although you only got one tenth of

what he got yeah what I typically do is

I just waste a lot of money and then the

content just happens give me content

come on come on

these are really important for me please

get all of them instant regret of

throwing the night there should be 40 of

them 30 we bought those cookies yeah so

I think if you only ate cereal you could

eat this and like a month maybe two

months how much I think about it

looks like it could be enough to feed a

little condom yes do you think this is a

good news your day just plopping a ton

of cookies and I wanted a I didn’t think

that I would come to my front yard and

see a giant pile of cookies now yep

definitely that’s why that’s what we do

around here waste time I actually want

to try this stuff oh crap now one of you

don’t get a cookie I’m sorry I’m sorry

sorry take mine oh he said you can have

it here is all right we’re good see it’s

a win-win situation I got cookies he got

money we all won my student tuition will

be paid off I’ll be able to get back

into school now my car is paid off now

my rent is paid now like I’ll probably

be able to just you know keep a little

bit extra in case my car breaks down for

whatever reason don’t forget to give

some to charity obviously yeah but how

did you have all these cookies I don’t

they appeared in my front yard this

morning I don’t know why did you buy

these cookies if you had bills I’m so

hungry

what can I say you see how big I am come

on dude I guess we got to let them back

up we’re gonna try to take him to like a

food shelter or something

food shelter that’s not the right words

they shelter food and keep us safe their

shelter food from humans scribe to mr.

beast follow them on Twitter for all you

guys that are gonna hate down there and

say it’s a fake no cookie for you

average unto the people who say mean

things

I just ate your cookie as well not only

like three million nine hundred ninety

nine thousand nine hundred ninety five

hit it you know how hard it is to

explain what you do though I was talking

about Bob this morning my dad was like

so this guy is like feet I mean he flew

to every state and tied his shoes he

wants every Walmart and bought a

Snickers bar if you don’t know what

we’re doing right now

we’re trying to get a thumbnail so we

got for some cookies there for me to

copy and paste and stuff you know get

the click face that’s why you clicked on

this video hey hey she’s like she’s like

why do they have so much cookies hey are

you getting ready for your cereal boxing

match there I am are you gonna be cereal

box and who you want to call out no one

well let the Pollard’s find it out we’re

just gonna sit over here wager a lot of

money on the fight and hopefully get

rich who you got money on I can’t answer

that can’t answer the internet would

probably hate me how about the dead G

Jake Paul fight do you think daddy’s

gonna win 100% dad she plays a lot of

video games so he knows all right boys

it’s time to wrap it up enjoy your

cookies thank you for subscribing huh

you’re still alive so for 3 million

subscribers we gave my 3 millionth sub 3

million pennies for 4 million we gave

them a 4 million cookies for 5 million

we’re gonna do something really special

actually whoever is my 5 million

subscriber will really like what we’re

gonna do so make sure you try to be my 5

million

promise you you won’t regret it it’s

gonna be way crazier we already know

what it is don’t tell them Chris I’ll be

very angry just secretly its we’re gonna

go give it to a food bank because that’s

why I was on a hunt for 4 million

cookies I still don’t understand why you

had somebody but you know whatever let’s

go help some people

thanks for selling me the cookie

appreciate any time yeah do you need

four million cookies he’s the guy to get

to not anymore

I’m sure you’ll stop ahead now pick a

ring okay so we’re driving home after

giving the guy four million cookies this

is all the money I had in my wallet

we see a homeless guy right there here

you go handle bunny hey man

god bless man yes sir god Bless You Man

Chris you’re such a nice guy and all

right I’m just such an angel we’re gonna

give him more if we didn’t buy all those

cookies

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