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blah blah blah bleach uh blah blah blah

don’t leave your kid home alone uh blah

blah blah little kids

enough with this tyranny it’s time for

best intros

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now i know this is best intros on

youtube but i’m pretty sure he stole

that painting from picasso and that

violates the copyright rules on youtube

so we’re just gonna have to move on to

the next one

it’s good that you showed your subs only

half the tv uh it really leaves a lot of

mystery and it’ll make them want to come

back for more so really good job

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it’s really good that you’re bringing

awareness to seizures i kind of like the

als ice bucket challenge it’s really

good that you’re bringing awareness to

the cause and i really support you for

that

i really love the use of effects i mean

let’s be honest it’s better than mr

beast’s terrible effects i mean he can’t

do him at all he’s terrible he sucks

he’s really really bad

oh sunburn

andro

and dro

you know what i don’t mean

he’s obviously heard of mr b’s petition

that no one under the age of 13 should

be allowed to upload to youtube and

realizing that he was under 13 he took

it upon himself to smash his camera so

you know he’s doing us a service

that was good you’re really far away

though

pain and zoo

pain and zoom will you always stand

right here no like a step back

yeah right right there

you’re standing where they can see your

whole upper body and you’re not moving

your arms you’re just like

i’m really proud of my upper body i mean

i’ve worked really hard on this

sunburned physique

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now richard really had a record label

because i want to sign this girl because

she’s going to be the next

she’s gonna be a natural she’s gonna be

a bird’s nest

she’s gonna provide warmth to so many

sparrows

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i really love how the spinning text

behind your name really draws attention

to your name and you’re trying to be

different than all the other youtubers

who actually take the template and

remove the thing that says name and put

their name in there so really good job

way to be original hey guys welcome to

my channel uh

wow i’m already doing this

okay so that song is amazing i’ve never

heard of it anywhere like i don’t know

if you made that song or where you got

it but one of the best songs in the

world that’s so original hey guys

welcome to my channel

[ __ ] y’all when the [ __ ] look like that

you know you gotta back out

you can’t say that to 12 year olds yeah

i can

fucku

whatever those are metal they they’re

pretty heavy

all my gel is falling out

oh

i can’t even kill myself right

do you know the difference between these

two i can’t really see much of a

difference

not really great value in chloride

that’s a little less that’s a little

less should be right this one that

that’s like the whitening the teeth

bleach right

that’s what you use to whiten teeth

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is it is there a difference

i don’t really think there’s a

difference is there

i mean you probably said both of them

99.9 that’s what i say

yeah i think it’ll that one probably

clean my teeth just as good you don’t

think they taste different do you

i i i doubt if they taste different okay

they gotta be something in it yeah it’s

probably it’s probably from the same

factory man

yeah i’ll buy you i’ll buy y’all’s brand

it probably tastes just the same

that was really bad

all right let’s keep going

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