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I don’t know how your school does things

but where I go to school if you get in

trouble a lot you have Saturday school

and being the rebellious and edgy kid I

am I at Saturday school today and it was

really crappy like I really did not want

to get up that early and as I said it

was just super crappy but speaking of

things that are crappy no not your car

modern art now I know most of you heard

the word art and are gonna click off

this video because you hear enough about

that at school and honestly could care

less but have you ever looked at modern

art and just realized how stupid it is I

really don’t know how popular this thing

is but did you know a rock was sold for

over ten million dollars to a museum ten

million dollars for a rock they didn’t

go Leonardo mode and you know scope

something out of it some guy just found

a rock sold it to a museum for ten

million dollars sadly I don’t even know

if that’s the worst thing I found when I

was going through the internet looking

for things to make fun of in this video

I came across a piece of artwork that

was called untitled the name of it was

untitled and it was literally just a

piece of wood some dude and the United

States went to Home Depot or Lowe’s I

don’t know which one is better

bought a piece of wood put a title above

it that says untitled sold it for

thousands of dollars and is now bragging

to his friends how we ripped off of

museum this next painting was made in

the 1900s so I don’t know if it’s

considered modern art but just look at

it give me ten minutes and Microsoft

Paint and I could recreate this artwork

I couldn’t find how much this is worth

so I’m not gonna throw out a number but

apparently if it’s worth a lot of money

and I literally could make this a

Microsoft Paint in like five seconds

it’s stupid the sad thing is someone out

there is gonna be watching this video

and want to kill me because they’re

saying that looks so beautiful those are

the best paintings ever

why are you critiquing them and I’m just

like what the heck dude they’re ugly as

crap they make no sense honestly when I

was looking at modern art earlier I felt

like I was watching porn now looking at

art but I’m not just gonna run around

and you know call everything stupid and

be completely one-sided I am gonna say

artwork like this I actually appreciate

I think it actually looks cool even

though it’s sold for forty million

dollars which is just ridiculous I could

understand why this is modern art the

things that piss me off are when art

works that look like my little sister

made it sell for 21 million dollars like

this or sell for 32 million dollars like

this like it literally looks like a

bunch of preschoolers did this I just I

don’t get it but that’s pretty much the

video I gotta go guys I’m gonna go grab

a rock and try to sell it for some money

I’m not gonna sell for 10 million

dollars I felt like that was a little

high

I think I’ll settle for around you know