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Google is an endless wealth of knowledge

available to the smartest people in the

world and also to the stupidest and and

also to Google is an endless wealth of

knowledge available to really smart

people and really stupid people today

we’re going to be looking at what those

stupid people search for instance our

current president is Obama let’s see how

many people search is Obama dead Obama

is our current president and if you look

right here according to Google Analytics

on average about 2000 people search

every month over 2000 people ask every

month is Obama dead how to steal a car

oh wow so on average Disqus 2,300

searches a month I’m telling you if you

want to stop crime just set it up where

when people search stuff that you know

police get a notification when they

search how to get a gun how to bury a

dead body just set it up where you get a

notification and go show up at their

house I mean the government already

spies on us is the or does the govern

mint spy on me watch I bet a bunch of

people search this yeah see look about

10 people a month that’s actually not

many you know what if the government

spied on me they probably think I’m a

creep when I record my worst intro

series is I literally watched like so

many like just little kids intros and

they probably think I’m the biggest

creep in the world what I’m literally

just doing it to entertain you guys okay

anyways that was ran mr. beast please

come on come on Club oh you guys

actually searched me I get on average

ten searches or what comes up when you

search mr. beast I have no idea maybe

it’s not even me okay

that’s right this guy comes up what mr.

beast Wikipedia what does this say

that’s a lot of words never mind

this this right here this is annoying

because he pops up above me in search

results like half the time I hate this

like you imposter it’s it’s frustrating

is Trump’s hair real people have to

search this ooh about 110 people

everyone search is Trump’s hair real

YouTube

subbed by let’s see who it’s actually

290 people on average search this every

month

hey dude if you guys want a sub bot just

hit me up I meet I don’t sub bot worst

intros I bet a lot of people search this

oh no one sir is pewdie pie if blue me

nah t sorry and I had to think I’d think

about how to spell it

ooh that get searched a lot is PewDiePie

Illuminati no did you know that if you

search does Beauty pie sub but if you

search that my video comes up right

there see that’s me it’s my video see

see see how do you google something

let’s see see the funny part about this

is they search how to Google something

on Google like are unicorns real holy

crap that’s way too many so know what

2013 what why do so many people search

this stuff oh my goodness we need to you

know fix her freaking education systems

ok so don’t ask me how I found this one

I was just searching around somehow I

came across this forum I don’t even

remember but there’s this chick on this

cat forum asking this we have a bit of

an emergency here at our house our cat

just gave birth to a little of 5 kittens

on the 10th this afternoon I got home

from work to find only four after

tearing the hearts of pop apart we have

yet to find the little one what I did

notice however is a bit of a mess in the

corner of the room this may be way out

there but do new mothers ever eat their

young

and then hissy that TCS veteran you know

you gotta be something if you’re a

veteran not a cat forms 35,000 posts

like I bet this is the person that just

gave up on life early on and just has

like 30 cats and lives by herself 35,000

posts on a cat form but anyways she said

yes they do young cats that are allowed

to get pregnant after become overwhelmed

by so many kittens suddenly appearing

and can start destroying them start

destroying them I didn’t know cats ate

their babies that’s as weird

that’s why I’m a dog person so Google

has let me down

if you look on Google dogs are searched

the just the word dog is searched 1.5

million times on average per month which

isn’t bad but if you do cat you’re

typing cat and just do it where the only

the keyword cat is searched 1.8 million

so cat is actually search more than

Google more than dog on Google so

technically they went to search I was

gonna type it in I was hoping dog would

be better so I could be like yeah don’t

sit better because dogs are better but

you know cats are search more and I

don’t know what I’m saying how much does

PewDiePie make all the og subs will get

why I’m searching this oh oh that’s

actually that’s a lot I need to go do

how much does PewDiePie make party