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how’s it going guys let me start off by

challenging you to rock paper scissors

you know the deal three annotations take

your pick hopefully you enjoy that now

today i’m gonna be talking about sats

and i realized most of my subscribers

are just little kids that googled one

day how much pewdiepie makes and then

you know decided to stick around with my

channel so most of you probably don’t

care about sats but i’m going to make

this video anyways because i have sats

coming up i’m taking like psats or

whatever at our school and then i

recently signed up for a legitimate sat

at my local college so preparation is

just as important as actual test taking

skills so you know the night before try

not to drink too much gamma i know

you’re gonna have the your favorite

flavor gamma one hand your xbox one

scruff controller and you’re gonna be

going hard quick scoping you know

because you want to get into phase but

try not to play past like two in the

morning at least get three or four hours

of sleep that always helps i know it’s

hard one quick tip i can give you is

don’t drink gamma past 11 p.m that’ll

make it easier for you to fall asleep

around 2 or 3 a.m because like i said

you need three to four hours to sleep

another key thing that you need to do in

preparation for the sat is watch all my

videos because for all you know there

could be a section on the sat about

youtubers like what if the in the math

section there’s a youtube section and it

asks how much money does pewdiepie make

or how much does jacksepticeye make or

what’s the average youtuber cpm you’d be

screwed unless you watched all my videos

i’m just throwing that out there you

never know they might throw a youtube

section into the sat and the only way to

fully be prepared for that is to watch

all my videos because i go in depth

about so many youtubers and how much

they make so i’m just watching out for

you right there watch all my videos and

you’ll be i mean you’ll just be on point

if there’s a youtube section on the sat

the last thing you need to do in

preparation for the sjt is you need

number two pencils so you know go to

your local cvs buy some number two

pencils and if you have some extra

change left over use discount code beast

and buy some gamer gum because if you’re

chewing game or gum while you’re taking

your sat i guarantee you’ll raise your

score by a couple points promise all

right good now you’re fully prepared for

the satu now let’s go over some test

taking skills i’m gonna throw out a

scenario and i want you to think of what

you would do and then i would tell you

what you’re supposed to do so let’s say

there’s five questions in one section

and the first question you answered a

the second question you answered b the

third question you answered d and the

fourth question you answered e now what

would the answer to the fifth question

be go ahead and think in your head tell

me

all right go ahead and establish the

answer to the fifth question is gonna be

c because in the first four questions

you already used a b d and e you have

not used c yet so obviously question

number five is going to be c see where

i’m going with this speaking of c if you

honestly don’t know the answer to a

question you have no way of getting a

correct answer then uh it’s obviously

going to be c the answer is always c if

you don’t know because c is in the

middle and uh

yeah it’s in the middle so you just pick

c if you don’t know the answer all right

this video is coming to an end here i’m

going to throw one more scenario out

there to you let’s say you answered

question number one with a and then you

think the answer to question number two

is a what do you do

you answered correct do not put a a

second time because if you used a on

number one the number two can’t be a i

mean that’s common sense but like if you

answer number three with b the number

four can’t be b because you use b on

number three see where i’m going with

this i think you understand i mean if

you’re taking an sat you’re old enough

to understand that logic so uh those are

all my pro tips for your sat don’t

forget to buy the gamer gum that’s the

most important thing out of all this and

that’s pretty much everything guarantee

you do what i said your score will just

skyrocket through the roof i mean people

at yale will be begging you to come to

their college your score will be so good

i promise and uh that’s everything let

me know how uh this does for you let me

know what college this gets you into

because it’s yeah i mean this is just

proven facts i’m standing here

my oh keep telling me to get me home