飞天意面神怪物（英语：Flying Spaghetti Monster，缩写：FSM，又译飞面大神，简称面神），是飞天意面神怪物信仰（Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster，或称Pastafarianism，又译飞天面条神教、飞行面条神教、飞面神教）信奉的神祇，其是一场以讽刺的方式反对某些宗教教派把所宣称的智能设计论（生物并非出于演化，而是源自某种超自然智能的设计）加入美国公立学校的自然科学课的社会运动。
本集歌曲
Bruce Springsteen 《River》
I come from down in the valley
Where mister when you're young
They bring you up to do like your daddy done
Me and Mary we met in high school
When she was just seventeen
We'd ride out of that valley
down to where the fields were green
We'd go down to the river
And into the river we'd h5e
Oh down to the river we'd ride
Then I got Mary pregnant
And man that was all she wrote
And for my nineteenth birthday
I got a union card and a wedding coat
We went down to the courthouse
And the judge put it all to rest
No wedding day smiles no walk down the aisle
No flowers no wedding dress
That night we went down to the river
And into the river we'd h5e
Oh down to the river we did ride
I got a job working construction for the Johnstown Company
But lately there ain't been much work on account of the economy
Now all them things that seemed so important
Well mister they vanished right into the air
Now I just act like I don't remember
Mary acts like she don't care
But I remember us riding in my brother's car
Her body tan and wet down at the reservoir
At night on them banks I'd lie awake
And pull her close just to feel each breath she'd take
