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today i’m gonna be reacting to videos i

couldn’t upload to this channel like one

time we rammed a car going 100 miles per

hour into a wall

another video that never got uploaded

was a video where we built a city out of

bouncy castles it was insane we also

tried to lay the world’s longest domino

chain we visited the seven wonders of

the world and much more me and the boys

are gonna react to them and just you

know tell you what went wrong which

video do you want to react to first

chandler 100 mile an hour car versus

wall that’s a good one there’s no story

in this at all we just duct taped a

bowling ball into a car and then just

slammed into trying

wait wait chris you want to see your

strike in slow-mo i do why you’re so

happy

and in case you’re wondering yes this

was filmed on a closed course with

professional supervision obviously don’t

try this at home this was fun

what look how far it goes i don’t even

remember filming them

oh yeah because we could edit the green

screen we thought it’d be funny to hit a

green screen oh wow we hit a shark oh no

we’re getting eaten by a shark oh no we

get more who puts that there oh wait i

already know chris is gonna freak out

chris loves this one so chris what

happened here you got a bread on this

card you got a bread on this car they

hit boom sandwich

look at that it actually worked kind of

that counts sort of worked instead of

having your parents make you sandwiches

just grab two cars and ram them together

and that’s how you can make it use your

parents cars and also take their credit

card now after all that chaos it finally

came to the time when we rammed this car

100 miles an hour into a wall you threw

a brick on the gas pedal and there she

goes no one’s in the car

she’s going she’s climbing

and there you go the build-up of the

entire video to a blurry camera shot and

right when i saw that camera shot that’s

when i went we’re just gonna delete that

and that’s 100 mile an hour car versus

wall but not all videos get scrapped

because they’re story lines some videos

they just fall apart literally here’s

security camera footage of our warehouse

that right there is a giant pit of glue

and we were gonna do last leave glue

wins a bunch of money but the glue pick

couldn’t hold it and it literally just

bust open which is kind of ironic

because you would think thousands of

pounds of glue would stick together that

literally took weeks to clean up it

wasn’t fun the next video that didn’t

get uploaded is visiting the seven

wonders of the world what i did is i

surprised all my friends with vacations

to a random wonder of the world you went

to the pyramids of egypt yeah and you

went to stonehenge

yeah that was terrible garrett went to

machu picchu and we’re here why i don’t

know jamie

marcus went to the grand canyon

and so on oh wow whoa

we gotta get a comparison yeah this is

the guy your girlfriend tells you not to

worry about this is you yeah yeah so

let’s start off with you chandler this

is you yes at the great pyramid we are

at the great pyramids this is our tour

guide with the umbrella hat how were the

pyramids they were

big yeah here’s your on the floor this

guy took me on a hit right here oh my

gosh yeah we were doing wheelies it was

so fun here’s ty at niagara falls i

think he was trying to act like a news

reporter it’s been a while since i

looked at this footage

all right where’s chris if you’re

wondering where chris is it’s because he

went to stonehenge and there’s nothing

to do there look there’s rocks behind us

literally just rocks and it’s a wonder

of the world and it’s a wonder i wonder

why it’s a woman that’s why it’s a

wonder the world wonder i went to was

the roman coliseum but when i was flying

there i accidentally left my camera on

the plane and i could not find a camera

store in freaking italy i’m gonna hit

you guys with the sigh

this video cost around 90 000 between

all the plane tickets the hotels the

food all that stuff 90 grand and because

i left my camera on a plane and i called

the airlines they couldn’t find it i

didn’t have my footage and we couldn’t

upload it and the next video we scrapped

is dominoes we tried to film this domino

video four times and all four times it

didn’t work let me run you through it

the first time we filmed this video i

got all the boys in a room and i told

them whoever made the coolest domino

contraption won money but the problem is

they all suck at laying dominoes and it

wasn’t that cool so i gave them three

days to build stuff and all they could

build was the eyes of a creeper whatever

that was seven thousand dominoes that

took a long time yeah you guys had three

days what is this so then the next week

we tried to lay the world’s longest

domino chain this is us laying dominoes

and we were dead set on trying to lay

the longest domino chain ever the wind

kept knocking it down so we ended up

laying them on their sides it sounds

good on paper breaking the world’s

longest domino chain but what we quickly

realized is it’s boring as crap to watch

people lay dominoes for 15 minutes all

these scrap videos are from months ago

obviously none of these are recent what

is this video i don’t know here’s a shot

of the line after a very long day this

is all the dominoes look at that that’s

a big boy we were dedicated and chandler

did keep knocking it over but you know

we kept going every time and by chandler

i mean me huh i wonder why this video

didn’t get uploaded we’re getting bored

watching it yeah i know for some reason

we thought we’d be able to lay a domino

chain on the side of a road and break

the world record that way but no once we

realized that we just decided to knock

them all over because why not and uh

yeah this is the the chain that

didn’t work

now it doesn’t

this is the chain this is not as hype as

i thought it was gonna be this is not a

slope this is so boring i mean you can

clearly see why we scrapped this video

the domino chain might have seemed a

little lame but we had a cool surprise

at the end we literally laid all this

domino artwork at the end as like a

finale of the video look at that youtube

button that isn’t good forever

that’s very satisfying that’s really

satisfying oh

none of what we laid work we have to

constantly go in and knock more dominoes

over it was a disaster okay we’re not

good at laying dominoes you know how

much those dominoes cost how much i

think like 70 grand good thing i didn’t

pay for it

social distancing the next video i

scrapped is a video where i wanted to

give a couple dogs the best month of

their life what i did was i got a barn

and i renovated it to look like a doggy

wonderland i even built a giant fence

out back i got the dogs unlimited food

unlimited toys literally anything they

could ever want but the problem is in

america when you’re housing a bunch of

dogs there’s a ton of laws and

apparently you just can’t do it so yeah

i spent like 60 70 000 on this barn and

all this other stuff and then um when it

came to filming i realized oh i’m not

allowed to do this i’m not allowed to

just get a bunch of dogs and treat him

like king apparently you have to have

licenses and stuff to house a bunch of

dogs so we had to get it up next is a

video where we tried to break a bunch of

world records

the gist of it was me and the boys were

gonna try to break like 100 world

records and shocker it’s a lot harder

than we thought so these are some of the

ones we did and we even called on cam

newton he’s a nfl quarterback to help us

break some football world records

with 31 yards you are officially amazing

thank you dad

that was the longest throw through a

tire 31 yards yeah no like road through

a tire that’s amazing gotta

three on you on youtube

chandler broke the world record for the

longest blindfolded catch believe it or

not this is actually a legit world

record like guinness was there and that

is the longest blindfolded catch ever

another

guinness world record title you all are

still officially amazing thank you hey

you and cam newton broke a world record

yes we did and i want to say thank you

to cam for giving me this record

didn’t you break another one with them

oh yes this one right here was held by

a lot of nfl players the most one-handed

catches in a minute was 30. and then you

and cam did 32. 51. wow

oh

with 51 catches

i would not have been able to do it

put my quarterback man

and the final world record we try to

beat is the highest football catch ever

i got in a helicopter 600 feet in the

air and i was dropping footballs as you

see here it was hitting the stadium and

we kept missing and we actually ended up

running out of time so we didn’t get

that world record but that one would

have been sick yeah and the next one we

scrapped was i built a city out of

bouncy castles for whatever reason we

thought it’d be a good idea to rent

dozens of bouncy castles and then bring

all these people in and have a city this

drone shot you’re looking at right now

we literally built this city out of

bouncy castles okay so here’s how the

video started we pull up to the city

right here out of bounty castle

everything here is bouncing related and

our citizens are very bounce happy

brother bobby boulevard that’s a call

back right there look at this tree with

the tags

this is the most embarrassing video

we’ve ever filmed in our life but who

put that there the cringe hasn’t even

started yet area each one is complete

with a p.o box and all of our lawnmowers

blow bubbles

all of our lawnmowers blow bubbles this

guy was apparently the town fruit dealer

and he was charging us a hundred dollars

for plastic 100 quality so how much is

that a hundred dollars that’s how you

know it’s right

how is it

dude the middle of that thing hurt it

was solid i thought that was dude i got

like five concussions in this video oh

that’s where i get great i also told him

the technique

taylor the entire video is going to

people and saying tackle chris he was

the good part for some reason we had a

three-way banana duel it was a standoff

yes

we were like what’s going on this is

just a fraction of the city we built

it’s a fraction of the cringe yes better

way to phrase it all right now bounce

city had a bounce obstacle course

i did great look at this look look at

this

kill look at marcus

and at this part chris had a pair of

scissors which this is a city made out

of inflatable bouncy castles right you

pop it they’re done for it so then he

started popping things and then so then

we started running away and everyone

chased us because we had scissors don’t

worry i threw the scissors before i

started running

we got chase out of the town because we

had a pair of scissors and that’s

against the rules and that’s i built the

city out of bouncy castles that was a an

emotional roller coaster to say the

least i was hoping that would never see

the light of day but it just did you’re

welcome this is my corner of pain and

the final video i’m going to show you

guys today is this dinosaur video

basically me and the boys rated a mall

with dinosaurs and you guys liked it so

we did it again with even more dinosaurs

and you guys like that so my logic was

let’s just do it again with even more

dinosaurs so we bought 1 000 dinosaur

costumes and got hundreds of people to

gather on a day again this was months

ago before all this stuff currently

going on and we gave them all dinosaur

costumes and began to raid places the

reason this didn’t work out is i ended

up getting sick and i had to leave

halfway through i hate when i get sick

sick jimmy not good jimmy but regardless

of that the video is still really

freaking funny wow look at all these

dinosaurs i still can’t believe we had

all these people come out shout out to

everyone who uh put on the dinosaur

costume i love you guys it was also very

hot that day and of course after playing

around in the field the first place we

had to raid was a gym but not just any

gym a trampoline

all those dinosaurs

oh

wipeouts the idea for this video was if

we just had hundreds of people in

dinosaur costumes we could just go into

stores and it’d be hilarious the gym was

cool but my favorite part is when we

raided the movie theater so here you go

we took hundreds of people in dinosaur

costume to a movie theater we bought

every ticket to every seat in this room

so we could get this shot wasn’t that

pretty expensive it was and here it is

that’s so funny

wait do we forget to buy two tickets are

they on a date in there then people are

having a date in the middle of our

what

this is a asteroid hitting the earth and

obviously this is going to anger the

dinos that would make me angry it’s

giving them flashbacks and they all went

crazy we thought this would be so funny

out of anger we then raided them all

because

we were forced to watch the earth be

destroyed again everybody was loving it

though at the mall it made everybody’s

day at least yeah except for probably

the mall owner was like what in

tarnation that’s what he said actually i

heard it when i felt better i wanted to

redo it and i was like so how many

costumes do we have and when they were

like oh they’re all gone everyone just

took them home and i was like

boy and you get the gist of this video

we scrapped tons of videos in the past

if you add them all up these videos that

i never uploaded probably cost over 400

000 film but i care about you guys and i

don’t want to upload garbage and if the

video isn’t good i don’t upload it and

money aside these videos actually took

forever to make like this bouncy castle

video we spent weeks on the seven

wonders of the world we spent over six

days flying the domino’s video we tried

to film four times the 100 mile an hour

car video we spent almost a week

prepping for in a few days filming like

this is like a month’s worth of work too

that just never saw the light of day

like when i say i only want to upload

good videos like i genuinely mean it i

don’t care if we spend a month on a

video if we spent over a hundred

thousand dollars like if it’s not

entertaining and i don’t think you guys

will like it i will put it in this png

of a dumpster i will make ice age baby

eat it i don’t know why these are on my

wall so do me a favor and subscribe

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love you guys see you later

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