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- The last one of them to stop pedaling

will compete for $1 million.

We’ve done three videos,

Last To Fall, Last To Stop Swinging, Last To Leave Toilet,

and this is the fourth, Last To Stop Biking.

The winner of this challenge

will compete against the other three winners

for $1 million.

This is Chandler’s team.

• This is Cody. This is Mark.

• He’s your coach, he’s incentivized to take care of you,

do whatever you need.

And over here is the orange team.

• This is Ryan, and this is Jeremy.

This is the winning team.

• We have a device here

that can see how many rotations you’re doing per minute.

And as long as you’re doing 20 rotations per minute,

we count that as still biking.

If one of your contestants wins the million dollars,

you get 10% of it.

Same with you, which is a hundred grand.

As of right now, neither of you have a contestant

in the million dollar final.

• I’m going to win.

(crunching)

(gasping)

• I heard your hand crack or was that mine?

• No, it was yours.

• Okay.

(laughing)

• Jake, get out of here, you already have two winners.

• Oh, we’re talking about winning?

• This is the winner of Last To Leave Toilet.

Who are these two people, Jake?

• Akira and Omar.

• As of right now, Akira, Omar and Jorge,

they’re going to put their hand on a million dollars

and the last one of them to take it off, gets to keep it.

We need one more person

to put their hand on the million dollars,

and that will be determined today.

• Dude, it sucks that you’re going to

do all this cycling if you win

and then you’re going to get beat by Jorge.

Look at those chiseled abs.

• [Cody] You mean Cody.

Look at these chiseled abs.

(laughing)

• [Instructor] Now find that beat, there it is.

Oh yeah, that’s good.

• Hey Chandler, here’s a sharp object.

• Thank you.

• You want a banana?

• Yes, please.

• Hold this.

Our first challenge is fruit ninja.

You’re going to toss the fruit,

if he slices it in half, I do nothing.

But if he misses, I up your resistance for 10 minutes.

(sword swooshing)

• Oh.

• That was terrifying, but he cut it in half.

So your resistance stays the same.

(sword swooshing)

• [Jimmy] Oh my god!

What?

• Yo. That is beautiful.

• Congratulations, sir.

Your resistance stays the same.

Let me take this.

Here’s a banana.

Here’s a banana.

Go ahead and throw your banana.

(sword swooshing)

• It happened.

It happened

• [Jimmy] Literally, no one is arguing.

Yes, you cut it.

(sword swooshing)

• Oh!

(sad music)

• It’s only 10 minutes, so it’s fine.

So we’re just going to do two clicks.

Nothing crazy.

Timer starts, 10 minutes. We’re starting off easy.

Can you even feel a difference?

• I can’t.

• It’s only 10% harder. It’s nothing crazy.

• Next challenge, it won’t happen again.

• The elongated cutting object

has decided your fate.

• [Instructor] You got to get up

and boogie with this honey.

• [Tareq] It’s been over an hour,

how you feeling so far?

• It’s only been an hour?

God. I feel all right.

Need more bananas.

• [Tareq] You got so much banana’s.

• It’s what’s keeping me alive.

• Butt is still numb.

I feel like I’ve been here for about three hours.

• [Tareq] Three hours?

• But I’m still kicking through.

• Lost feeling in my butt about 20 minutes ago

but I’m still going on.

• Still good. Still going strong.

• How many miles have you gone?

• Seventeen.

• What? Mine’s at seven?

(laughing)

I think this is miles. I have no idea.

I can’t read an exercise bike.

• [Tareq] Is this your first time on a bike?

• It is. I need training wheels.

(laughing)

• [Tareq] It’s Cody’s first time on a bike.

• What?

• Yeah, dude

(upbeat music)

• Sir. Would you like anything? Like a drink?

• I’ll take a Five Hour Energy.

• So Chandler, you’re going to have to

make a trip to the gas station.

I bought you a bike, so you can go bike to the store

and buy them stuff.

See? Good luck with that.

• All right, I’m going to get you guys some stuff too.

What would you want?

• Blue Gatorade.

• Blue Gatorade?

• Yeah.

• Red Bull.

• Red Bull, all right. All right, Okay.

• [Tareq] You get-

All right. You got it.

(upbeat music)

• Ah, it’s so cold out here!

Oh, there’s dogs.

I hope this Gatorade’s worth it.

• We made it.

• Well, we at the gas station for the contestants.

• Going to get some yum-yum, some snacks.

• I got the goods.

Back on the highway. Here we go.

(upbeat music)

• [Tareq] Oh, look who it is.

• I’m here guys.

• The best coach.

• One for you.

• I got one-

• Here you go.

Chug it.

• Can you open it?

• Oh yeah, sure

(laughing)

(upbeat music)

There you go.

• [Instructor] Here’s a little coffee break for you.

• [Tareq] You got a couple more hours in you?

How many more?

• 24, 25, 30.

• 39 and a half.

• Couple weeks.

• At least an hour. I got this.

Get my exercise on.

(laughing)

Yeah, we’re buddies.

• [Tareq] You said that you thought

he was going to get out first, right?

• I mean, I was lying.

• [Tareq] Who do you thinks going to get out first?

• Ryan.

• [Tareq] Ryan?

Who do you think is going to get out first?

• Banana man.

• We on the same team.

(laughing)

• We’ll have to go with banana man.

• Bring it on old, man.

(laughing)

• I think you’re older than me.

• Mark is going out first,

‘cause he said five and a half weeks.

That’s delirious talking.

(laughing)

(upbeat music)

• [Tareq] These bananas.

• [Mark] I was hungry.

What’s up?

It’s been six hours. I can go another hundred.

Need more bananas.

• [Tareq] Why are you standing up already?

• My butt hurts.

• [Tareq] Okay, that’s fair.

• Why don’t you slow it down?

• Because it’s harder to go slower.

• 35.

You’re in at 44. Why are you going so fast?

• You think I’m going fast?

You should see next to me.

• Dude, you’re coasting at 70. Why?

• I can’t slow down.

• Theoretically, you should burn out twice as fast,

I don’t know if that’s true.

• I’m not hurting.

• Okay.

(upbeat music)

This next challenge is really going to

make the coaches have to work.

Whoever jumps over more balls,

your people will get a pillow under their butts.

The losing team will have to hold a baby.

I don’t know why I pointed you guys,

like you’re already about to lose.

We’re starting off with one ball.

(upbeat music)

(dinging)

Now it’s two balls.

(upbeat music)

(dinging)

Now there is three.

(dinging)

He cleared it by like that much.

(dinging)

(cheering)

All right. Four balls.

(yelping)

(dinging)

(upbeat music)

• Thanks buddy.

(dinging)

(upbeat music)

(cheering)

• He cleared four balls.

We’re coming up on the five ball trifecta,

how do you feel?

• I feel like Chandler’s going to get this.

• Are you saying Marcus is short?

• Yes, he is fairly shorter than Chandler.

• What does that mean?

Have at it, sir.

• Chandler, Chandler!

(buzzer buzzing)

(crowd shouting)

He’s out.

(upbeat music)

Five balls is one too many balls for Chandler.

(clapping)

(booing)

(dinging)

(cheering)

(upbeat music)

Since your coach could not complete the five balls of doom,

you must hold this baby.

For three minutes, you have to hold it right there.

Same with you, sir. Hold this baby.

Your coach worked hard to get you these pillows.

How does this feel?

• Oh, that feels amazing.

• I just feel disappointed.

• [Tareq] But now you’re a father.

How do you feel about that?

• Highly weird.

• [Tareq] How about you, how are you

going to pay child support?

• I’m not paying anything.

(laughing)

(upbeat music)

• Anything they need, you have to bike to go get.

• Oh, Taco Bell’s really far away.

I’m going to have to bike like 30 minutes.

• I’ll see you in an hour.

• Thanks.

(laughing)

Got it. I’m going to go now

and ride a bike in the dark, in the cold, on the highway.

• Jimmy Johns is like right down the street,

that’s a sub place, is that okay? Sub?

• Sure.

• Sure?

• [Chandler] I don’t want to do this.

• [Tareq] You know you can wait until you get outside

to get on the bike.

(bell ringing)

• [Taco Bell Employee] (indistinct)

• That’s it. No lettuce.

• Hey!

• Let’s go back, I guess.

(beeping)

It’s pretty cold.

• We’ve got food.

• Marcus, did you-

• [Tareq] You get some?

• I got frostbite.

• Oh, I want.

(upbeat music)

• Who would you say you’re trying to win this money for?

• My girlfriend, her name’s Annie.

We’ve been together five years,

so I feel like I should buy her a ring.

• Why do you need this money?

What you going to do with it?

• Invest in my YouTube channel.

• Nice.

• My parents, my girlfriend.

• My wife and kids.

• Oh, oh, he’s got like a real family.

• Gentlemen, I bring prizes.

I got Brian AKA the unicorn of wealth.

I can list all the items here, but I don’t feel like it.

It’s stuff. Do you want it?

• Yes!

• Then get off.

• All right.

• What, whoa!

(laughing)

• Sorry Chandler. Christmas is going to be awesome.

• Yeah!

(laughing)

Let’s go!

• Wooo!

• We have a bike for you.

• He carried your pee!

• Taco Bell and back! In the cold.

• Take this unicorn by the helm

and ride off into the sunset.

• I can barely walk, but let’s do this.

(laughing)

Yes.

• Cody, your legs all right?

• No.

(laughing)

I was just waiting for something to be offered.

(laughing)

It was awesome.

• Thanks for coming man.

• Yeah, dude. It was great.

• [Chandler] Glad you had fun.

I’m going to need you to win this for me.

• I got you.

• All right.

• I got you.

(upbeat music)

• Let me make it easier on one of you,

$5,000 to the next one to get out.

Oh!

• [Ryan] Well, can’t stand.

Can’t stand.

• You good? Don’t fall.

• I know team Marcus in good hands,

‘cause Jeremy going to bring it home.

• I guess you did the best you could do.

• Yeah.

• There’s a 50, 50 chance now,

that you’re in the million dollars-

• There’s a hundred percent chance

that we are in the million dollar-

• With what? With what math?

• I added their 50 to ours.

• I lost feeling in my legs.

• [Marcus] Hey, at least you leave with five bands dog.

Congratulations, man.

• Thank you.

• There’s only two contestants left now

and I think we should celebrate

by moving the resistance up a little bit.

We’re just going to go click, click.

Yeah, right about there.

Is there a big difference now?

• No, not at all.

• That’s a front. I know he’s lying.

• [Mark] No, I’m dead serious.

• I know you feel a difference.

• Would you get a trash though?

Too many Powerades.

• [Tareq] Yeah, that says 103.

You’ve biked 103 miles today.

149 miles.

• I say we present the final offer.

$10,000 to the next person who gets out.

Do you not want 10 grand?

That’s a lot of money.

• He wants more than that.

• Even if you guys won today,

you’re not guaranteed a million dollars.

You’re going up against freak of natures,

you could just lose in the next round.

You’re going up against this dude.

Look at his ab.

If neither of you want it,

we’re going to have to keep upping the resistance.

• I’ll just go.

(gasping)

• No!

• Yeah, I got-

• No!

• Yeah.

• No!

(cheering)

• [Marcus] What, No!

No!

• Yo, get off this bike young man, we got the win.

• Ah, I can’t walk.

Let’s go.

• Oh, no!

• Marcus. Oh no.

• Get away from me man.

It was a long, long, long ride.

But you got 10,000.

• [Mark] He gots more than 10,000,

if I win, I want to give him 50,000.

(gasping)

• [Jimmy] Wait.

• Seriously.

• [Jimmy] If you win the million dollars,

you want to give him 50 grand?

• Yes. I want to give him 50 grand.

• Aw.

• I really appreciate that.

• This means you-

• Me and my cousin.

• Will now, in a few days,

put your hand on a million dollars.

And if you’re the last one to take it off, you keep it.

• Y’all about to watch out,

‘cause I’m not giving up.

I’m going for the big money,

I’m going for the championship.

• Thursday, December 19th at 4:00 PM Eastern time.

Last to Take Hand off Million Dollars goes public,

Akira, Omar, Jorge and him

will all put their hand on a million dollars

and the last one to take it off keeps it.

When this bike video goes public,

that video have already been filmed.

Don’t try to rob us.

Someone is becoming a millionaire.

See you on December 19th at 4:00 PM.

And one last thing,

the first 10 comments on

Last to Take Hand Off a Million Dollars, Keeps It,

each get a thousand dollars.

So first 10 comments, all 10 people,

each get a thousand dollars.

December 19th at 4:00 PM.

We’ll see you there.

(loud explosion exploding)