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- I hit 8 million subscribers.

When I hit 3 million subscribers

I gave him 3 million pennies.

When I hit 4 million subscribers

I gave him 4 million cookies

5 million subscribers was 5 million pieces of popcorn

6 million subscribers with 6 million blocks

of dirt in Minecraft and $6,000.

7 million subscribers

with 7 million sheets of toilet paper and $7,000.

And today is the 8 million subscribers special.

Since my city was about to get flooded

we had to do something we’ve already done before

which is basically the video game challenge

but we’re doing it with different video games.

Also, disclaimer, I couldn’t fly

down my actual 8 million subscriber

because the hurricane was about to come.

We didn’t want him to get trapped.

So I just grabbed a random person off the street.

He has three hours to complete this challenge.

If he does, he gets 8 million

underscore, underscore, underscore.

If he doesn’t, he gets nothing

or the hurricane might hit in the middle

of filming and we might have to call it off early.

I don’t know.

All right, you have three hours to beat me

in all these games.

Some of the games don’t require you to beat me.

If you do it, you get a ginormous prize.

If you don’t, you get nothing.

And then you’re gonna run away

from the hurricane with nothing.

First things first, it’s best outta 10 in Minecraft.

Okay. Just, yeah.

Just, I’m just…

• Okay, just. Oh, what?

• Sorry. Those sleazy tricks won’t work on me.

Give me a challenge. I’m Michael Phelps.

• Oh, yeah. Just little, just-

• Ooh.

• Okay.

• All right. I’m right here.

Sneak attack.

• Oh, it’s okay.

Look, look.

• Ooh.

• Yeah, yo, we just…

We hit it.

• Okay.

• Ooh. Okay.

• Uh, okay.

• Oh, dude. He’s insane.

• Like, where are you?

• Oh, beast.

• Ooh.

• Like this.

• That’s right, you better back up.

Get away from me.

Yeah. That’s right.

I’m Florence and you’re the states.

• All right.

• Ah.

• Ooh.

• Well, the states win.

• What?

• The states win.

• Must have been the northern states.

• 4-2.

• Yeah.

That’s every other state that’s not North Carolina.

• Uh-oh, oh.

• Oh.

• He’s going aggro.

• Yes.

• Ooh. Oh. Okay.

• Bring it.

• Oh,

he hurt himself .

• Good thing…

• Yeah.

• Okay. Just going in.

• Ah.

• Ooh.

• All right. All right.

• No.

• It’s a Logan Paul, KSI.

• No.

• I’m Logan.

• Oh, that’s a little racist.

Wait you say I gotta play smart

‘cause I’m gonna suck at this.

• Oh, there you go.

Dude, you could eliminate them all right here.

• All right, good.

• One, two

• Oh, God.

• That’s three.

• That’s .

• Whoa.

• Let’s go.

• That was a little too easy.

• Oh, just finish out the back now.

• Oh, okay. I might as well at this point.

• It’s a new world record.

• Watch this.

• No. He has to grab

all the little dots. That’s what he has to do.

You have to clear the whole map.

• All right. Boom.

• Boom.

• All right, your next challenge is

you need to open this bottle of ketchup

to get into the Salty Spitoon.

• Welcome to the Salty Spitoon.

How tough are you?

• This way?

• Nope. A little more.

• Nope, nope.

• In “SpongeBob” they had ’em open the whole thing, right?

• No, you’re right. You’re right.

• I mean, we gotta see how tough you are.

Oh, wow. Okay.

• Ready?

• Wait, screw it back up.

• Oh.

• Wow. That is, that was really tough.

• That was impressive.

• Wow. All right.

Now it’s time for the most strategic and intense game.

Rock, paper, scissors.

Rock, paper, scissor, shoot.

Rock, paper, scissor, shoot.

Rock, paper, scissor, shoot.

• You have to punch Jake in his stomach.

• Why?

• Because, like,

why not? You’re a Viking.

You’re tough.

Jake, show off your superhuman strength.

• That did not hurt, didn’t it?

• That didn’t hurt at all.

• All righty. Let’s move on.

• Nope. That’s not gonna…

Nope. Not.

• Oh. Nope.

• Ooh.

• Yeah. This is kind of boring.

• Yes it is.

• but it’s been five minutes.

All right. Next one.

• Yeah.

• So, what’s the challenge here?

He’s gotta beat you.

• Sure. I’ve never played before.

• Me neither.

• It’s 2018 and women are strong and independent.

So I think if I pick the most

attractive woman, I’ll win.

• Pick Mileena.

• Round One. Fight.

• Great. Oh.

• Just kidding. What?

• Ow. Ow.

• Kind of a pro.

• Oh.

• Okay.

Someone’s been playing this for 30 years straight.

Mystery box.

Oh, what the

• Oh, oh.
• Alright.

I’m blood mashing to this.

• All right. Let’s do it.

Let’s do it.

• Oh my God.

• Oh, oh.

Oh, great

Me.

• Hey, are you gonna do something?

Like is she good?

• Oh.

• Smack talk is real.

• Mileena’s about to go down.

• Oh.

• Oh, God.

• You love using your legs, don’t you.

• This is your special meter,

once it’s fully charged, you can .

• Oh, that’s…

• Two rounds?

• Yeah. Just a bet, bro.

• It’s best out of three.

• Come here, let me just.

Oh, okay. So, now-

• Wait, that does like no damage to him.

• Get closer. Oh, there you go.

• Uh-oh, Uh-oh.

• You’re about to get-

• Alright. We’ve gotta blur this.

That is like, that’s demonetization.

• God. Why?

• Taking this actually wasn’t a good idea.

How does he do that?

• He has telekinesis.

• Yeah. Yes.

• What?

• You’re pressing R1 non-stop.

• That’s not fair.

• Whoa. Calm down.

• No. That’s cancer.

• Pause it. Pause it.

Left, right, left, left.

• That’s mean.

• Good finishing move.

• Yeah. Great.

• Jimmy lost.

• Aw.

• Good job.

• I need to do better.

So I don’t have to give him the prize.

• You have to tie,

because KSI and Logan Paul has tied.

If you do not tie, you do not move on.

• Okay.
• You play it

till you get a tie.

• Am I just gonna be the Black guy

in every game we play?

• We’re not even doing this-

• There’s a white guy.

Oh, yes.

• Take that.

We’re not racist.

• Oh, oh. That was my bad.

No. Oh, oh. Dang, that’s a little feisty.

• Logan’s wrecking you, man.

• Yeah. Oh, geez.

• Dang, that combo.

Make it stop.

• Oh, okay. Now he’s just…

• Yeah. It’s the same hook.

All right. Okay.

• Maybe last draw.

• Oh.

• Logan, you can ride on.

• Oh, Logan is getting tired.

• You see how exhausted he is.

He’s gonna sit down on the side of the ring.

• Nope. Calm down, dude.

How much seconds?

• You got this.

You got this.

• Uh-oh.

• Is it a tie?

• Wait, we’re supposed to be bummed

like we were about the other.

• Aw.

• Damn it.

• Rematch, rematch.

• Are you kidding me?

• Rematch, rematch.

• All right.

• Let’s do it, let’s do it.

• Let’s do it.

• Let’s get a hype greens.

• All right.

• All right, little kids

of the world, take notes.

• Now, I’m definitely .

Oh.

• Oh, wait.

• Strike.

• You’re late.

• Like the hand, man.

Oh.

• No.

• No diving. What?

• Come on.

• Oh, he caught it?

She caught it? It caught it?

• It caught it.

Thanks, Wanda.

Brian, whatever you are.

• You got ’em all.

• Oh. And…

• Foul ball.

• Oh.

• Uh-oh. what are you stupid?

Why did she throw a really high ball?

• Hey, what happens if you hit it there

when it says, “Hit it here”?

• Hey, you’re pitching

• Dude. Both of you were winning.

I am?

• Well, not bad.

• Hey what happens if you hit it there when it…

• Screwball.

• Get out.

• Oh.

• Get outta here.

• Get out. Get out.

• Oh.

There it goes.

• And my highball.

• Oh.

• Get that man out of here.

• It’s gone.

• You’re not even swinging

that hard.

• Out of the park.

Out of the park. It’s gone.

• You know, what?

It’s gone.

• Good game, good game.

• Walk off.

• All right. GGs, GGs.

All right, next game.

Make sure you follow my baseball team

{Mrbeastyt on Twitter.

So I beat him, which technically means he’s not supposed

to move on and he’s supposed to play me again.

But there’s a hurricane coming in.

And yeah. So we gotta hurry up.

So you won. I admit defeat.

Guys, do you think he’s using the hurricane to cheat?

I think he is.

• Mother nature’s on my side. Sorry.

• It is.

• Rumor has it, Pikachu’s a

Oh my God. No.

OP, OP.

• Five, four, three, two, one.

Time.

• That was more of just like a showoff

• Yeah. I guess…

• To see like what?

• ‘cause we were just, like, looking at it.

All right.

And guys, until he wins,

no hurricane special on this one.

Yeah. I’ll let the game choose my character for me,

maybe then you’ll have a chance.

• Probably .

• What the hell? Is that insane?

Oh.

• Dude, if you beat me, as freaking…

That’s

How big is this map, actually?

• How do I jump? What the ?

• Okay. But I fly off the map.

• Get the freak off my mountain.

No.

• Let’s go.

• Go to the bottom floor though.

• No, you don’t use it.

• How do I use it?

• I don’t know.

Hit every button?

• No, no, no.

• Hit every button.

• I am.

• I gotta kill

• I turned into a box. Did you just knock it out of me?

• Yeah.

• Are you just slapping me with a…

Dude, no.

I’m OP much. Why can’t I…

I can’t break.

I probably shouldn’t let him charge up on that.

• Oh.

• Oh.

• So I’m just gonna knock you off the map.

There you go.

• All right. You won.

He progresses.

• Finally.
• What game is next?

Your objective

is to complete as much of this course

as Jimmy’s attention span lets you.

• Okay. And we are live.

• Jimmy. Press E.

• Oh.

• Freaking grandpa.

• Awoo.

Oh.

• Oh. What are we doing?

Oh.

• Hell, yeah.

• Oh

• Oh, I didn’t know.

Okay. I’m an idiot.

I should have realized that it’s also a part of this.

• What are you looking at?

• You should go now that he’s not looking.

• Uh-oh.

Hey, just…

Oh. Let’s go.

• Oh, the juice.

• Just…

• Bless you, bless you.

• He’s sneezing.

• Hey that’s cheating.

Whoa.

• so can I just not get a go?

Oh, okay.

• Dude. Hey, you reset the bat.

Be careful.

• Ah. Damn.

• What a cheater.

• Dude, are you freak?

• Jimmy is the definition

of a cheater.

• I know.

All right.

• Ow.

• Well.

• Oh, he’s down.

• Grandpa, no.

• Go, just go, people.

• Go, go, go.

• Go, he’s on course.

• Till he gets back.

• What are thee…

• Oh, look at him

• No. Go, go,

• speed racing, go.

• go, go.

• I’m coming, no.

No, don’t let this end.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

• Did I win?
• You win.

That’s the end.

• Sorry, grandpa.

• You have to beat the first level.

• All right.

• I didn’t know what the challenge was .

• Hey, you beat it.

• Well, easy.

• All right, so your objective is to-

• Hit one fire hydrant.

• Hit one fire hydrant.

• Hit one fire hydrant.

• Go ahead.

Yeah, dude.

• Nope

• You’re running out of time.

• How?

• Have you not ever

played GTA before?

• Uh.

• Oh, God.

• Okay, there’s a fire hydrant.

• Got it.

• Nope. You got

to knock it over.

• Oh my God.

• Wait, who’s that?

• A random guy.

• Yeah.

• All right.

• Now you just call it. Hey, hey, hey.

• Now you have to drink this slurp juice.

This is your next challenge. Slurp juice.

• The whole thing?

• Mm-hmm.

• Slurp juice, slurp juice, slurp juice.

• I don’t think he can.

• Yeah. Your health is already full.

What are you doing, man? Chill.

All right. Cool.

Now you gotta kill this guy.

• All right.

• Pull out the RPG.

• Shoot it, shoot it, shoot it

• RPG, not pistol.

• Well, I’ve got a weak, probably.

• All right.

• Waste.

• Well, he tried.

• I tried.

• All right. Next.

• You guys can only use the Intervention,

quick scopes only.

• Quick scopes only.

• Quick scopes only.

• If you hard scope, the entire world will judge you,

and hate you.

• Is Jimmy in this game? Oh, wait.

How was it?

• Whoa.

• Was it legit?

• It was a hit fire.

• Whoa.

• No way?

Whoa.

That was close.

• What the hell.

• That was clean.

• Let’s go.

• He’s not even aiming over here.

Oh.

• Okay.
• That was it.

See that’s quick scopes.

Geez.

How you throw that one?

• Oh.

• Let’s go.

• Hit fire.

• Oh, that’s insane.

• Oh. Let’s go.

• Let’s go. Hmm.

• That was insane.

He actually did

really good at that.

• All right. Let’s go.

• Hmm. He got so much…

He got lucky.

• No.

• There you go.

• Was that an auto scope?

• Yeah. He’s on auto scope.

• Why?

• I don’t know.

• Oh, dude, that’s definitely

• Whoa. How?

• Whoa. Hmm.

• Oh, he has Steady Aim Pro.

• Yeah. You have Steady Aim Pro.

• Yeah, we both have it, dude.

• Oh, wait. Why does mine looks so much bigger than his?

Oh, well that’s ‘cause my penis so…

Ooh.

• Get out of here. I mean…

• Oh.

• Good shot.

We held that a little long.

• Shut the freak .

• Yeah, that was a little long, man.

• That was the hardest thing to do.

He’s lying in a dead body.

I bet it was at hard scope.

• Chris, what you doing over there?

• I’m not doing anything.

• Playing against Chris now.

• That’s alright. I can take him on.

• Whoa.

• I’m gonna need to sit in this chair. I’m standing up.

This isn’t about your challenge anymore.

• It’s about our pride.

• All right. Well, I’m just standing up.

• Hmm.

• Are you turned on, kid?

• Little hand glitch.

• Here, I’ll come out.

• Come on. Ooh.

• I came out to.

• I don’t have any ammo.

• I knew you would win the whole time.

• All right. So, we got a little sidetracked.

You know, me and Chris are competitive, but…

Let’s go-

• Oh. Come on, dude.

• We’re just trying not to think about this hurricane.

• Yeah. That’s right.

• We were just trying to feel better

about the hurricane

You have to beat Jimmy.

I’ve never played this game before.

• Neither do I.
• So I cannot tell you

what the controls are.

• Look at that tattoo.

• Once again, you spam the button.

• Come here, ref.

Hey, let’s beat up the ref.

• Oh, so

• Oh.

• Look out.

Punch him in the back.

.

• Oh, dude.

Wait, I’m leaving?

• Now you’re leaving.

• Whoa, oh.

• Your pack it’s done

• Oh, man.

• Get the freak

out of my way.

• Hey, come here.

Are you doing super moves now on your ropes?

• Get in the ring.
• I think I…

What?

• Draw?

• Why is everything…

• What the heck?

• Logan Paul, KSI?

• Let’s go.

• Why is everything a draw?

• Rematch,

in like six months.

• Wait,

see that button right there,

that middle one?

You can’t press it until six months from now.

• Oh, man.
• Oh, all right.

We would rematch, but you’re right.

We gotta wait until like,

• Draw, draw it is.

• Hey, yeah. Oh, freak.

• All right, next game.

Why did that sound like…

That’s a little weird. Try again?

Yeah. That’s a little weird.

I’m gonna need you to stop.

You’re scaring the kids.

• Oh, dude. Geez, I’m sorry.

Hey, is it okay? Sorry, pineapple.

• All right. Now you need to eat an ice cream cone

that doesn’t have ice cream.

• Well, that’s kinda weird, but okay.

• Okay. That’s really weird.

I don’t want you to do that. What’s next?

All right. I need you to take the plastic off this potato.

Only elitist can do this.

• Oh, it’s actually harder than I thought

• Mm-hmm.

• Mm-hmm.

• It helps if you bite it.

• Yeah.

• No, the whole potato.

• Oh.

• Yeah, just eat the potato.

• Just take a bite out.

• I don’t remember that part of the challenge.

No way.

• Yeah. Spike it.

Oh.

• All right. What’s next?

• All right.

• Now use these matches

to cook your potatoes.

Are they French fries yet?

• No. I want Lays chips.

• Oh. In that case, I need to be cooking this one.

• You need Ruffles.

• Ruffles cheese.

• Viewers, how are we doing? Is this content? I don’t know.

We’re trying to hurry up. There’s a hurricane.

Next on the list is UNO. Grab a card.

• All right.

• We’re supposed to play a game, but-

• Is that an L for loss?

• Yep. That’s good enough.

Tyler, how close is the hurricane?

• Hurry up. We got 20 minutes before we gotta leave.

Okay. Cool.

• Oh my God.

• All right. Next. Let’s play Mario.

Hurricane, go away. I’m trying to film a video.

All right, next we were gonna play a game of checkers

but the hurricane’s close

so just throw that at the wall.

All right. Wow.

• Yeah, I won.

• You won. All right.

Let’s proceed. Cool.

He is Donkey Kong. He has to win.

No matter what, we are not stopping

until he wins a game of Mario Kart.

• Oh, God.

• Even if the hurricane comes through us.

• Whoever’s metal Mario,

he’s slamming into all the walls.

• Yeah. It’s a strategy to get second.

Oh, Donkey, you didn’t win.

• Let’s play again.

• I’ll play again.

• I’ll play again. I’ll play again.

• Dangnabbit.

• Well, you wanted the first one.

Not the other one.

• You wanted to come in first place,

not last place.

• Oh my gosh.

• All right. What race do you guys want to do?

• Rainbow Road.

• Oh God.

• I hate this game.

• Um, he came in last

so I guess we gotta play again.

Dang it.

• Hey, he’s getting better.

• I am. I am better .

• But he’s still only came in fifth.

• Rules are rules. You have to come in first.

No, no, no no. I wanna beat Chris. No.

• Yahoo.

• Great. One, two, three, four and five.

• Dude, he won. He’s won though.

• All right, we had a bunch of other challenges

but we’re gonna cut them all short

because there’s a hurricane coming.

I’m just gonna grab this real quick.

This is $8 million in fake money.

Don’t tell him though.

There’s also some Monopoly money in there.

I didn’t have enough fake money.

So, you know, how you were my “8 millionth” subscriber?

• Of course, yeah.

• Yeah. So we got you $8 million.

• Oh, nice.

• Come, look at it.

• All right. Yeah.

• You can buy like a Corvette with this

• Dude. I know, man.

Look, look at this.

You see this?

• Actually. Wait one second.

It’s just a prank. Now we have real money.

• Oh.
• Hey, Chris.

You wanna help us give him real money.

Since you are our “8 millionth” subscriber,

this is $8.

It’s real money.

So, that’s $8.

• Okay.

• That’s $8.

• Here’s another $8.

• Thank you.

• Here’s another $8.

• I can’t do math that… 32.

• Here’s another $8.

• This is $16.

• That’s another eight, that’s another eight.

Hey, Chris. Can you help us give him $8?

No, we have to give it to him $8 at a time.

• Okay. Gotcha.

• So it’s $8.

• 8 more dollars.

• $8, ‘cause you’re our 8 millionth subscriber.

• $8.

• So we’re celebrating 8 million subscribers

by giving him $8.

• Here’s $8.

• $8.

• $8

• Here’s another, here’s an $8.

• This might hurt,

but it’s money that you’re getting to keep.

So, you know.

• Let’s do it.

• Wait, let me get my $8 pillow, of course.

• Hey.

• Taste it.

• Hey, that’s $8.

• I wouldn’t taste it.

• No, that was like $800.

• I wouldn’t taste it.

• Here’s a bunch of $8. Go ahead.

• $8. Hey.

• Hey. All right.

• All right. He has a couple thousand dollars there.

Probably like two and he wanted to say something,

so go ahead.

• Yeah.

So if you guys like music, if you guys like

my very sexy voice, then you would like my channel

so make sure to check out youtube.com/rogervee.

• Rogervee, V-E-E. If you wanna check it out.

This is Chris.

• I like music.

• Wait, can you touch Chris’ nipple?

• It’s right here.

Oh, look your link’s right there.

• Oh.
• Whoa, whoa, whoa.

That’s crazy. Touch it again.

• Touch it again.

• Well, I think we need to rub

• Oh, $8.

• $8.

• Is this sexual?

• Something tells me it’ll make my link

look a little bit bigger if I just…

• Oh.

• Whoa. In case you…

• Look, and there’s lights around it.

• All right.

• YouTube.com/rogervee.

• Chris, don’t die in the hurricane.

• I will not.

• Roger, don’t die

in the hurricane.

• I’ll try not to.
• Jimmy,

don’t die in the hurricane.

• Will do, all right.

• Jake, don’t die in the hurricane.

• Yeah, I know, Jake if you die,

how am I gonna find another viking?

It’s kind of inconvenient.

• Yeah, that’s true.

• Hurricane team.

• And break.