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- Today me and the crew are going back to 1st grade.

At the end of the class, we’ll receive a 10 question test.

And if you miss more than two questions on the test

you fail and get pelted by water balloons,

and you don’t proceed to the next grade.

Last person to fail school gets $10,000,

or if everyone makes it to 12th grade, we all get it.

All right, Jake Pollers, me and the crew

are going back to first grade today.

We’re waiting on our first teacher.

• Hello teacher.

• Shh.

• Good morning class, I’m Miss Woodford,

and I want you guys to go around and say your name,

and say one interesting fact about yourself, okay?

• I’ll start.

• Okay.

• My name’s Chris and nobody likes me.

• My name’s Mr. Beast, and I don’t like school.

• My name’s Chandler and I like Gushers.

• My name’s Garrett and my dad has a yacht.

• I’m Ethan, I like Fortnite.

• I’m Bailey, I had oatmeal for breakfast.

Okay.

So first we’re gonna do some reading.

So I’m gonna read a story now, I want your guys

to pay really close attention okay.

So Chandler, what happened in the beginning of that?

• I didn’t get to write down anything.

• So now we’re gonna do some math.

• So we’re about to take our first grade test.

• I told you to put

that camera away.

• I’m sorry, I’m sorry.

• Clear our desk.

Put all calculators away.

Okay you have 10 questions and 10 minutes.

• Stop looking.

• When you get done you can put your head down silently,

just like Chris is.

All right, everyone can sit back up

and give your paper to your partner.

Number one is A, number five is A.

And 10 is C.

Did anyone miss more than two questions?

• No.

• No.

• Congratulations, you’re going to 2nd grade.

• Hi class.

• Hey!

• I’m Miss Bruinton, welcome to 2nd grade.

All right, Math.

• Yeah, so who’s gonna volunteer for the first one?

• Me.

• Oh.

• You gotta show your work boy.

• Well you see you just take 63 and you subtract 19

and you get 44.

How do you take 9 from 3?

• Thank you, thank you.

• So you sound confident.

• Just give us the test.

• All right.

• What?

• Thank you.

• Yeah, which of the following is a state of matter?

55 plus 62.

What is the past tense of threw.

All right, once you’re finished,

put your head down on the desk.

All right you guys,

pick somebody to trade papers with so we can grade.

Number one, false.

• Wait, wait, wait.

• Number one’s false.

• Oh, it’s false?

• It’s false.

• Oh.

• Number three is 117.

• Wait, you got that wrong.

• Yeah, I know.

• Yeah but, you might fail.

• Chandler are you serious?

• I messed up.

• Number seven should be throw.

• Chandler-

• That’s an O!

That’s an O.

• Chandler failed.

You failed 2nd grade?

• I forgot about-

• Chandler did you really?

• Chandler who was so confident.

• Are you kidding me?

• That he didn’t have to

show his work.

• Ethan got 80, I got 80, Chris got 100,

Garrett got an 80, Bailey got 100 and Chandler missed three.

Which means he failed and needs to be punished.

• You failed 2nd grade, bro.

• Honestly, people are gonna think it’s staged.

• You need to leave that part in there.

People are gonna think it’s stage.

Chandler’s just dumb.

• Chandler dude, you failed 2nd grade. Why?

• I was trying to get two wrong on purpose.

• Yeah, you’re trying to be funny.

And then you got that third one wrong.

All right, I’m sorry, man.

Let’s go punish you.

• Hug Chandler.

• It wasn’t on purpose.

• We love you Chandler.

• We love you Chandler.

• Sorry about 2nd grade.

• Sorry Chandler, there’s a new one in town.

• Good morning.

• Good morning!

• Morning.

• We’re missing someone.

• Sorry, your friend Chandler had been held back.

The weakest link had to go so.

Oh.

• All right, so we’re gonna learn math today.

• I’m gonna pay attention, I’m not failing.

• Yeah, we’re gonna start with multiplication.

And property’s of multiplication.

• This is 3rd grade?

• This is 3rd grade.

• Are you serious?

• There’s no way this is 3rd grade.

• This is AP 3rd grade, that’s why.

• All right, I’m ready, hit me.

• Can we have it open book?

• Nope.

• Can you pass this to Bailey?

• Bailey this was…

• Can you get this to Garrett?

• Oh, unh-uh, put that down.

What is this?

Hit or miss?

• I Guess I never miss huh?

• All right, pass this out.

• All right, you ready?

• Yes.

• Why? Why is this so hard?

• All right when you’re done, just put your head down.

All right, you ready?

All right, switch with your partner.

How many bones are in the adult human body?

• 206.

• Did you not get it?

• Garrett’s already missed one.

• What’d he put?

• He put 127.

• Oh, all right.

• Which body system controls your brain?

• All right, everyone write it the right at the top

and hand it to me.

All right.

Pass, pass, pass, pass, pass.

Everyone passed 3rd grade.

• Hey everybody.

• Hello!

• I’m Miss Allison,

and I’m gonna be teaching you 4th grade today.

And there is no throwing at each other.

So today we are going to start with

can anybody tell us our state colors?

• Red and blue.

• Red and blue.

• Yes, good.

All right, y’all ready to test?

That’s all we got.

• Yeah.

• All right, clear your desks.

There are no notes during this test.

What is the state bird?

• Jimmy doesn’t know it.

• Write The fraction that represents this picture.

Okay, all right everybody heads up.

Number eight, what’d we get?

• B.

• B.

• You got 100.

• All right, all in.

Pass, pass, pass, pass, pass.

We all passed, let’s go to 5th grade.

• Yeah, I knew I was gonna make it this far.

My 4th grade graduation present, was a Riari.

• I knew I was gonna pass, I’ve got 100s so far.

I plan on getting 100, and going all the way to graduation.

• Okay, I still feel like

4th grade was easier than 1st grade.

• I suck at school, but if you want help

with clickbait thumbnails, I’m your guy.

• I thought I was gonna get out in 1st grade,

not even gonna lie.

• All right guys.

All right, math first.

• PEMDAS.

• You got it?

• I remember that.

• We know it?

• You have the American Revolution.

• The French and the British fought a war.

British was very poor after it.

So they began taxing America.

• I’m 100% failing this.

• Close your book.

• Who wrote the declaration of independence?

For number five you have to solve the following equation

and write your answer in simplest form.

Your answer’s not even a number.

It has to be a number answer.

• All right.

• I hate wording problems.

• Trade your paper with a partner.

Who wrote the declaration of independence?

• Thomas Jefferson.

• Thomas Jefferson.

• Thomas Jefferson, yes.

• He put trump.

Garrett you miss one more, you fail.

• I know.

• I’m gonna fail.

• Five, the answer is 16 and 1/15th.

• Ethan put no.

• Number six, 1/4 a gallon.

• Yes!

• The British are coming!

He put the British are coming.

• You’re both out.

• Oh I’m out too.

• And number 10 is personification.

• Oh my goodness, I passed.

• Wait, wait, wait, so did I pass?

• Yeah.

• Yes!

• Are we the only ones left?

• Chris got an 80, he passed.

Garrett failed.

• No! No!

• Ethan got a 10%.

• Ethan you failed too.

• He got one right.

• And then Bailey and me both passed.

So, let’s go punish them.

• Yeah, I lost, but I’m glad I got hit with water,

‘cause it reminds me of being on my dad’s yacht.

• The water balloons really hurt.

I have welts on my back now.

Disappointed I lost, but I’m proud of myself,

‘cause I got to 5th grade.

I only expected to get to 3rd.

• Hey again.

• Hello.

• Hey!

• What happened to the rest of y’all?

They all failed? Oh.

Okay.

Okay, 6th grade, ready?

We’re gonna do language, arts, and science.

Okay, next one.

• Wait, do you like our hoodies that we all put on?

• I do, I would really like it though,

if y’all can gimme one.

• It’s kind of cool.

• Just go to shopmrbeast to get one.

• You remember this?

‘Cause it might be on your quiz later.

So planets and their moons…

So we ready for our test.

Get out your paper.

Okay, ready?

• No.

• Yes.

• So we got 10 questions.

Number one, the fifth planet from the sun is?

All orbits are blank in shape?

You struggling?

• No, I’m good.

I’m just thinking.

Too easy.

When you’re finished, you can put your head down,

so I know you’re done.

Okay, the attraction of force between two objects is?

• Gravity.

• Gravity.

• Bailey got ’em all right.

I missed two, which is okay.

And Chris got ’em all right.

Let’s go to 7th grade.

• Hello class.

• Hello.

• Hi.

• Hi, welcome to 7th grade.

Okay, let’s go through the class roll.

• Roll?

• What’s your name?

• Jimmy.

• I’m Bailey.

• I’m Christopher.

• Are you surprised Chandler lost?

• You know, some people just can’t make it all the way

through high school, or middle school, or elementary school.

Let’s start with early English colonization.

We’re gonna talk about American history.

They traded corn, beads, tools and even weapons.

• And polio blankets.

• The adult human skeleton is made up of how many bones?

• 206.

• 127.

• Don’t ask Garrett.

• 127?

• 127.

• So would anybody like to come to the board

and draw the bones that are in the skull?

• Lines easy to remember, don’t worry guys,

gonna get the dub.

• We’re good, I’m feeling good.

• Okay, so now let’s go through our English and vocab words.

And that is the end of 7th grade.

Let’s see who will pass.

All notes away except for your skull.

Number one, spell the word that your teacher gives to you.

And please put your head down when you’re done.

I may go into labor before you actually finish this test.

• Too easy.

• Okay, please trade your test.

Okay, number one, susceptible.

• Wait is it an I?

• Did he write quarrelsome?

• Yeah.

• No I wrote that.

• Quarter sum.

• Quarter.

• Cacancerous, quarter sum.

• Did he miss-

• Be super lenient of it.

• Quarter sum?

Yeah, not even close.

• Dang, Jimmy’s out.

• Okay.

• He’s out, he’s the one out.

• He’s out.

• Come pelt me with balloons, come on.

• 2, on 3.

• Ow.

• First off, some of those balloons don’t break on impact

and they felt like a baseball.

Second, I only failed because of spelling,

which I am terrible at,

so I knew that was gonna come eventually.

I don’t know why I can’t spell.

Thirdly, my cameraman just told me to plug the merch.

So, merch plug.

• Feeling pretty strong.

• We’re in 8th grade.

• We’re in 8th grade.

• We got this.

• So we’re onto 8th grade.

Next we’re gonna talk about a little bit of history.

• Oh no.

• Okay.

• That’s it for 8th grade.

You better know your amendments

and we better know order of operations.

• Oh man.

• Whenever you’re finished, put your head down on your desk.

• Look at my actual hand shaking right now.

• Okay, ready?

Number one, did George Washington

submit the 12 amendments to congress?

• Yeah you tried to pull a fast one on me.

• I thought you-

• I did.

• 15 and then 8.

• And 8.

• Good.

• Yeah!

• Well done, well done.

• Yeah 100 squad.

I’m excited to go into high school.

I hope the senior girls talk to us.

• I just don’t wanna be made fun of by all the big boys.

• Hello class.

I see that you guys made it through the 8th grade.

Welcome to high school.

And today we’re gonna talk about geography.

How many states border Mexico?

• Looks like four to me.

• Four, yes good job.

• Four.

• Wichita.

• Kansas is not Wichita.

• Hey you remember me?

• Is it Topeka?

• Wait you’re from, is that Chandler?

• 2nd grade.

• From 2nd grade.

• I haven’t seen you since 2nd grade bruh.

Yeah, that’s why you’re in 2nd grade.

• Okay so are we ready for our test?

• Yes.

• I’m ready?.

I didn’t write any notes.

• Okay trade with your partner.

Yes, so number 10, what state is Mount Rushmore located in?

• South Dakota.

• Yes, good job.

• Boom.

• We don’t mess around.

• Yeah, 10th grade!

Woo!

• Who do you guys want to win between Chris and I?

I know we’re fan favorites.

• Yeah we are, people love us.

You’re probably the more fan favorite,

people love you so much.

• I love that, thank you.

• Good afternoon.

• Good afternoon.

• What happened to all your friends?

• Oh, they didn’t make it.

• They failed.

• Oh, I knew that was gonna happen.

So, we’re gonna start with government.

• Oh.

• Okay, U.S. government.

Ready for math?

• Yeah.

• Yeah sure.

• You ready for this?

• Yes.

• Which cell has a wall and a membrane?

• What?

What does that even mean?

All right, let’s do it.

• Let’s get this.

• What tool is used to measure angles?

• Protractor.

• Compass.

• Protractor.

• What’s a compass then?

• I thought a protractor is the one-

• That’s for radius.

A compass is for…

A protractor is-

• Okay, you’re right.

You’re right, you’re right.

• We’re just flying through this now.

• Flying through high school.

• What if we both win?

• Then we split it.

• I know.

• I’m going to win with you.

• Outright.

I’m gonna win with you.

I wanna be with you.

• I wanna be with you too.

I mean like, should we like?

• Are we?

• Are we?

• No, no.

• No.

• 11th grade.

• That’s right.

Junior year boy.

• Time to start class.

• Hello!

• Okay, so today we’re gonna start with chemistry.

Let’s talk about the periodic table of elements.

What is an atomic number, Chris?

• Uh, so, what do you mean?

• So the only way to eliminate scarcity

is to find unlimited resources.

• But you can economize, figure out how to use them.

• And that is the fundamentals of economics.

• Yay.

• Is this the test?

• This is the test.

When you’re finished please put your head down on your desk.

• I didn’t take either chemistry or economics.

• And where does Shakespeare tell Hamlet to go?

• The nunnery.

How many did I miss?

• You missed two.

• Yes.

• You got four wrong.

I passed 11th grade though, unlike in real life.

But we did it in this game.

Now onto 12th.

• Chris, you failed 11th grade.

So obviously we’re gonna gonna pelt you.

But, Bailey here.

• I have the pressure.

• He has to pass 12th grade.

If he passed 12th grade, he gets all 10 grand.

If Bailey fails 12th grade, everyone comes back to school

and then we duke it out.

So let’s go pelt you.

He has to be punished.

• 3, 2, 1, go.

• Ow.

Ow, ow, ow!

Oh!

• Hello.

• Hi, we’ve dropped down a lot.

• Yeah, I lost all my friends.

• Okay so, you’ve made it to senior year.

• Yes I have.

• So you got all

the difficult classes out of the way, congratulations.

So, math.

• Am I ready for my test?

• Yeah you are.

• He’s ready.

• It’s up to you?

Are you ready?

• I’m ready. I’m ready.

U.S. government is a direct democracy, that is false.

My mother is the best mother in the world.

She is kind to everyone, that’s the truth.

• You done?

• I’m done.

• All right, I’ll grade it.

This government is a direct democracy,

false, that’s correct.

• Oh!

• Come on, come on.

• That’s correct.

• Yes!

• Yes, 63.

What’s the difference between a maximum and minimum?

• I got that wrong.

• It is not-

• Because of, dang it’s the-

• The innerquartile range, correct.

• And I misspelled school.

• He misspelled school.

• Does that count?

I circled what was wrong.

• There’s the misspell of the school,

the missed period.

• And the period.

• That’s up to the teacher.

• If it was legitimately my class

and I watched my kid take the test like that.

Woo!

• I just cracked his back.

• Yay!

• Good job.

• Woo!

• Thank you, thank you.

• Speech, speech, speech, speech, speech.

• From here?

I just wanna thank everybody for coming

and participating in this.

I did my hardest and I worked really hard.

• And you won 10 grand!

• And I won 10 grand.

• What are you gonna do with it?

• I’m going to-

• To Disneyland!

• I’m gonna spend it all on real school debt and-

• What did you go to school for?

• Editing, for Mr. Beast.

• Hey!

• I’ll see you guys in summer school.

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