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alright guys so we’re at the site and

what I told the guys we’re doing is

we’re microwaving a microwave microwave

and microwave microwave no microwave

microwave microwave like those other

microwave videos we have all the

microwaves but instead I’m gonna send

Ethan out to go do something while he’s

gone we’re gonna destroy his car when he

gets back he’ll see it then we’ll go

take him to buy whatever car he wants

alright guys so let’s go ahead and get

the microwaves out this is the tarp and

that we’re gonna try to microwave a

microwave microwave in a microwave bring

out them over here we got the microwaves

always supposed to have three microwaves

yeah I think we are here we’ll just pull

them out they might be back there here

put this one down I think there’s a

microwave in so where to microwave this

microwave while microwaving this one but

I do know we have a four even where I

need you to grab the fourth microwave we

forgot it okay if you could go get that

real quick we’ll just have other things

while you’re gone

like you will microwave the dumb stuff

all the way what car should take you can

take mine since the microwaves a little

big I don’t think it’s gonna really fit

this far

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alright guys let’s start microwaving

stuff bring them over here real quick

before we destroy the car this is what

we’re gonna do we were going to put this

microwave out of that microwave inside

of that microwave with that microwave

and then a bigger microwave but that

let’s go destroy his car by the way we

grabbed his keys off him before you left

if you if you roll down his window it

when his doors alot it makes the door

come open oh my gosh this car is worth

$800 he hates it trust me right I would

not destroy his car if I didn’t know he

hated it ok we drove a car through duct

tape I don’t know if you’ve seen the

video yet but when we did that I asked

him how much it cost for us to destroy

his car and he said he’d let me do it

for like a grand so we’re gonna give him

a $10,000 budget so trust me guys I know

he will be happy I promise you I would

not do this if I wasn’t a hundred

percent certain he would be happy all

right guys let the destruction begin oh

wait did that do anything

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[Applause]

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hey mr. beast what are you what are you

doing with that plate hey what do you

don’t don’t for adults do that no come

on man

get back to me you proud of yourself

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oh god quit like me hates with my

friends drive around crappy cars that is

why they’re the sponsor of this video to

make this happen I know a lot of you

guys have missed quit it’s been a while

since we’ve had them but the King has

returned for all of you guys not

fortunate enough to already have quit

downloaded let me just briefly explain

what it is to you because it’s a really

fun app and I also have a really cool

competition for you you see quit is an

app where you collect cards and stickers

from your favorite shows and you know

you’ve heard this a lot of my channel

before but today we’re doing something

different there’s going to be a pack

called destroy car which is going to be

pictures and gifts from this video and

I’ll quit they have a leaderboard system

and every time you open up a pack it

will give you a number like 1 out of

10,000 or 9,000 10,000 these numbers are

randomly assigned to every card you get

so you could be the first person to open

a pack and your card be like number

8,000 out of 10,000 so to get right to

the point there are multiple cards in

every pack this pack is called destroyed

card

there’s leaderboards for every pack on

quit and the leaderboard ranking systems

based on who has the lowest number for

each cards in the pack so it’s kind of

like when you’re a kid and you collected

pokemons or yugioh cards of baseball

cards except for now it’s digital and

there’s a worldwide leaderboard for

recognition if you’re really good at it

so if you get a card and it’s one out of

10,000 that’s as rare as they come and

let me tell you why you want to be

number one at the end of this week

Sunday at 12 p.m. Eastern Time whoever

is number one for the pack destroyed

card on quit you will get to do the

outro on one of my videos I will

literally give you like 20 to 30 seconds

to say whatever you want in front of

millions of people you can pull up your

Twitter you can plug your Instagram you

could say mom I love you it doesn’t

matter all you have to do is be number

one on the leaderboard on quit for

pack destroyed car we’re gonna act like

we hit his car it’s gonna make pretty

sad but don’t ever assume

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don’t ever assume me let’s hurry up

Ethan’s gonna be back here in like 20 to

30 minutes bump her destruction Oh

strike one quick stop commenting about

him moisturizing and comment about his

new tan doesn’t you look really tan -

you guys don’t look really tan he’s been

hitting the Beach Boys beach bod right

here oh the new question is does Chris

tan comment below see I’m gonna hate

whoa Oh more dirt coming out I’ll get

the wine yeah I did it you guys remember

what I used to destroy laptops all the

time

hate them will they ever work yeah it

prepared me for this

I’m not really a big fan of destroying

things so I’m just letting them have fun

try to push the door with your hands so

it just like snaps the wrong way that’s

a lot of damage you see the problem is

this is hindering us from open the door

now I’m gonna do shouldn’t have any

problems now you gotta get the spaghetti

out of the car yeah you gotta cut this

to get off it’s not coming out

that’s tough spaghetti yeah no wonder he

was so confused when someone touched it

alright guys there was some change in

his car actually so guess we owe him

like ten thousand in like five dollars

sorry for stealing your money Ethan let

out a lot of anger today I let out a lot

of anger today I feel like everybody

should smash their friend’s car it’s

really good thing as long as you give

him a car worth ten times more

afterwards alright I don’t let’s get

ready for him to come back we’re gonna

park them in right behind it and act

like we hit his car download quit

that’s a lot of damage okay Ethan it

says fu that’s for clickbait I clearly

don’t hate you if you’re cool guy okay I

just you know people you know you know

oh dude oh oh my god oh dude dude he’s

here oh my gosh oh my gosh oh he’s

coming don’t do that I don’t wanna see

you die

oh shoot dude know that he’s gonna be

pissed he’s gonna be pissed

hey Ethan wait we accidentally hit it

with the van I’m sorry I was just

driving and accidentally hit it there

are also a few deer - yeah yeah dude a

bunch of deer came out of the woods and

like ran into it I think hey thanks for

not messing my car up though yeah I need

that how am I supposed to get to work we

just have to flip it back over and put

the battery inside

you know those windshield wipers you

just got there still I just paid 50

bucks for those they still work see look

clean wind chill Oh watch out buddy

there’s a little bit of glass everywhere

I need to get how am I gonna get to work

we just bought that van yeah yeah dude I

wanna tell them yeah all right so yeah

you remember that f quid yeah yeah they

said you could buy a new car so we

thought we’d destroy your car you came

back early but yeah now we’re gonna take

you to buy a new car really yeah it’s

like how I don’t remember but how much

is this worth didn’t you say I was like

a hundred dollars yeah yeah see we’re

gonna buy you one that’s 900 yeah you

were literally telling me last week how

you hated this car don’t even give me

that crap on camera yeah okay bull crap

that was like a dry wrong dude oh yeah

I’ve even told him how much you can

spend and most of these must have seen a

couple mr. beast video yeah you must

know that like you know we take care of

people breaking shards why my car though

$800 we’re gonna buy you a really nice

one all right come on be honest it had

hundred thousand miles so if someone

offered you $2,000 would you have sold

it to him

yes exactly my point exactly I actually

really hated that car so I’m actually

really glad that this happened you were

telling me how you wanted a new car this

is now what I expected somebody touched

too much yeah that was Tam boy and me

Thanh boy does Chris tan and then maybe

we also adjusted your car on its side

all right well Ethan is currently

looking online for a nice new car tell

me when you find a car you want yep

we’ll go buy you the set car everyone

tell you thing you like his beanie all

right

Yvonne says he found his car is that is

that the bad boy that’s the bad well I

have to look like all the rest of the

North Carolinians so yeah all right well

hey good enough for me let’s go boys

let’s go all right guys so we’re

currently driving through the dealership

Ethan you got the car you want right

yeah yep he knows what he wants

we’re going there we’re to try to bring

them down user you know pro level

negotiation skills and get him this car

that’s why we brought the company Dan so

that lead to talk him down

this is right he’s not actually my dad

hey Christopher you kind of bored on

this car ride yeah you know I really

wish I had a really cool and amazing app

to go with my new tan why don’t you just

download quit open up some destroying

card packs and try to become number one

cuz if you’re number one on the

leaderboard at the end of the week you

get to do an outro on my channel which

should be seen by millions of people the

late I’m being seen by millions of

people right now but it could be you

well you guys should do it Chris you

know he’s already famous because of his

amazing tanning and moisturizing skills

look at all this moisturizing containing

I’m doing all right so we just pulled up

here at the dealership hey Chris grab

our viewers all about your experience

with quit

I got quit it’s the best staff ever look

it made me tan all righty then let’s go

buy your car last time I bought a car

they started ringing bells and hopefully

that doesn’t happen again it was a

little weird

you time it survived a zombie apocalypse

viewers you want to see inside Ethan’s

car this is a nice this is a bad boy did

you could throw a party in this car

looks like Hills this car looks like

it’s pissed off at us I want to submit

yeah

help you this oh wow the tents on this

crazy so what do you think about it

evolving it’s awesome

you didn’t feel like dazing it looks

like I could have run over people be

killed

darn it left a mark you can that looks

like you’re gonna be taken down like an

army I’m actually in the recruiting

process for my private military

someone make that a gift hey Chris you

got some nice Easy’s where’d you get

those I got them from mr. Beach did you

Tom at every state I did now I have to

double Tom now cuz they don’t stay time

very well hi guys all right we’re an

interviewee a little bit hey Ethan all

right did you get your car got my cards

right oh yeah I can’t actually bought

the car I think it’s a very swell car

yeah I usually kind of like tight what

second tank yeah the ones that weren’t

subscribed alright I hope you guys

should subscribe he’s gonna run you all

right guys before we go three things 1

download quiff ever into the week winner

gets to do an outro my videos to

subscribe 3 shout out to this guy he got

first comment on last video do you want

to win $100 honestly I actually don’t

remember who it was there might not be

an image there but if you want to get

$100 get first comment on any of my

videos turn on notifications right now

lastly tell you think congratulations

not a new park or tank whatever the hell

this is

it’s what you wanted if you like it yes

I love it awkward this Jimmy I think we

need a new car yeah thanks for giving me

content honestly yeah I love destroying

your car it’s gonna strong like on any

day long as you buy them yeah seriously

you can destroy any car you want as long

as you buy them a car worth 10 times for

its it’s a law trust me where are you

going oh where are you going bye have a

good time

you